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The Enterprise took a wrong turn.
Scotty, now would be a good time to get the engines up and running...
Looking at the awesome and terrifying ship before them, the crew of the Enterprise suddenly realised that Starfleet's ship designing abilities left a lot to be desired.
" So what is the object of this game you call " Space Chicken ", Captain? "
"I need 120% NOW SCOTTY !"
"I'm doin' the best I can, Captain! She's gonna blow if we give her more than 85.325%, that's all she's got, Captain!
I need 120% NOW. PUNCH IT !
"Enterprise. . . Star Destroyer. . . Enterprise. . . Star Destroyer. . . When they designed the ship they named 'Enterprise', I'm sure they didn't expect us to go head-to-head with anything called a 'Star Destroyer', else they would have named it something like 'Star Destroyer Killer' or 'Galaxy Destroyer'. They named it 'Enterprise', so I think we just need to GTFO"
See Spock, theres a nice looking ship, lets ask them for directions back to the space freeway.
"I sense that your corbomite device is a bluff. Commander, you may fire when ready."
"Oops wrong wormhole-- we're in the wrong movie now!"
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Kirk: Size matters not. Look at my ship. Judge her by her size, do you?
Quote from: sprite75 on April 04, 2009, 07:55:22 PM
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Mr. Spock, I suddenly have a craving for some pie...
"We're gonna need more redshirts."
Uhura: There not reponding, Captain. I can only hear heavy breathing.
"Relax everyone. They always build their ships with a tiny exhaust port to shoot a photon torpedo down that'll take that whole thing out. Now, who has The Force on this ship?"
Sulu: Just let me take the helm for two minutes, he said. What harm can it possibly do, he said.