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Ironhide just remembered he was due for an oil change.
(http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/roboticfacepalm.jpg)
Skids, I ... I'm sorry but what happened last night only happened because I was drunk.
Ughh, I just oiled my suspension!
"OK, the bottom line says E C B J O R T."
" You mean that chick I rear ended was once a dude? Last time I date a hybrid. "
Ironhide hears the news that Neelix's request to join The Autobots has been approved by Optimus Prime
"Michael Bay is directing our film...sh*t."
Ironhide is chagrined to learn that the animators have been bending his head and arms at impossible angles.
Oh my head, , ,Tequila isn't any better for robots than it is for humans. . .
or
This is Ironhide just waking up after a night of drinking that ended with a roll in the hay with the Crushinator. (You'll have to be a Futurama fan to get that one)
or
This is Ironhide falling for the old "see if your hand is bigger than your face" trick.
Ironhide just found out Wall-E is his illegitimate love child.
"Oh no, is that what my exhaust has been doing to this planet. I'm sorry, Al Gore."
"That's why teacher told us not to throw pencils!"