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If he's cooking the food perhaps this book should be titled Food For Hurling: The Fastest and Easiest Way to Hurl Your Meals.
When faced with the prospect of coming up with a funny caption for Neelix's cookbook, it was all Wag could do not to be overcome with rage and revulsion, let alone be funny
Have you ever wondered how to fix traditional bloodworms and gagh for the picky Klingon? With this cookbook, you'll have the happy Klingon who sworn a blood-oath that your culinary skills would impress the Emperor...
Neelix didn't understand why nobody would buy his cookbook even though it came with a set of Klingon paring swords and a photon salad shooter.