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"And then, the throttle of the jet ski on my right hand and my left arm surrounding Famke Janssen, we raced down the flooded corridor, while the multi-tentacular monster, a sight so terrifying that would have driven any other man insane, screamed in a thousand agonies..."
"Yes, this is very amusing. Now let me be absolutely clear. My name is Treat. Not Snack, Sweet, Nosh, Dog Biscuit or Goody, and certainly not Candy Apple."
"The red head reached for the handle of my gun. I grabbed my rifle. "This is for shooti' baby," I told her, "thats for fun."
" Nothing is as ferocious in nature as the blood sucking monkey bat whose fangs can be seen dripping with blood as shown on the diagram I drew on the board, any questions? and yes this will be on the test "
The Scifi Channel hits a new low with their made for cable premiere of Treat Williams in Attack of the Whiteboard Demon.
"According to this DNA report, I am the long lost Baldwin brother."
(Sigh) "Awright, who dug up my IMDB bio and put Bill Pullman's face on it..."
Remember everyone, this is a very important class that you must take serious, so pay no attention to the bad coloring in the background.
This concludes tonight's dramatic reading of Dead Heat...