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Take off that top now...nobody's looking...speaking of nobody's looking....
Dude, I can totally see into Carrie Fisher's trailer from here.
"These work pretty good, unless something is really, really close, but, I don't think THAT will ever be an issue"
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No matter where I look: sand. Sand all over. Man, I hate sand.
" AHHHHH, oh my god, a giant finger is overthere on those dunes, oops sorry that was my pinkie."
"It is your father's Viewmaster. An elegant entertainment device from a more civilized age."
"Hmm...sand, sand, and more sand. Man, I really wish I was a Jedi Starfighter!"