PULL OVER your bike NOW!
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Pull over, I need a lapdance right away.
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Sleazy Rider.
It seemed that everywhere Officer Poncharello went , he could find someone with a crack problem.
Crack kills!------ but I like hers!
"What seems to be the trouble, officer?"
A ticket for hauling loose cargo without a proper cover? She ain't gonna like this one bit, officer.
"Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you..."
"Oh, Manos, god of primal darkness, the Hands of Fate have doomed this man. Now give me your wife!"
After a rather lengthy inspection, the officer found that the taillight was working porperly.
The cop just wanted a better look.
Watch out for skid marks..