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Captain's log Stardate: 64542.5
"Me and the homies were out bustin' some caps..."
We're gonna go Kirk-school on those Cardassians and then kick back with Romulan Ale..
"pass the dutchie on the left hand side"
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Captain, we are now ready to beam down to Peru.
Wharf: " Can I go with you homehumans?"
Picard: (" Numer uno, who told that Wharf dude we were going snow boarding on Delta Vega? ")
Riker: " I told you it's homeboys not homehumans, Wharf!!! "
Enterprise crew visits the Gay planet!!
Picard: "Hi, I'm Jean-Luc Picard, and this is my first officer, Will."
Riker: "How's it goin', eh?"
Picard: "Q! I thought you said it was going to snow!"
"I'm sorry Number One but even if your mother was good enough to knit us all these hats, they are not part of the Starfleet regulation uniform!"
"So, Number 1, when will we be getting the heat back on in here?"
Quote from: ChuckSplatt on April 18, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
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"Ermmm, Number 1, I think those guys from
Teso Dos Bichos want their caps back."
:smile:
"Captain's log, Stardate 3472398.1. A theta radiation surge has caused the entire crew's hair to fall out. With the replicators off-line, Commander Data has produced an adequate cover-up using an age-old technique. For the sake of morale, Counsellor Troi is insisting I wear one of the damned things in spite of my strenuous protests that I don't need one."