"The apple pie looks good, sir"
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"I'm gonna get wasted and bail outta here before Sulu catches me under the mistletoe..."
"Dammit Jim, I don't care how much you feed me, I'm not fat enough to play Santa. Why don't you ask Scotty?"
"Dammit, Jim, this hat looks ridiculous on me!"