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If your finger glows for more than four hours, seek emergency medical attention.
"Try the New and Improved Chinese Finger Trick, now with RADIATION!"
Hmmm...this worked better in E.T.
"s**t! We're welded together. Anybody got a hacksaw?"
"With this molecular instability I thee wed."