What could Abraham Lincoln be listening to on that boombox?
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"Shootin' at the walls of heartache, bang, bang, I am the warrior."
"I hope Abe Lincoln will remember...a southern man don't need him 'round anyhow..."
"Today I proclaim that I am emancipating my own sense of funk."
Where's my iPod?
"I Like big BUTTS and I can not Lie, , You otha brotha's can't deny. . ."
"Hey you're on the air with Political Chat, today's topic The Civil War...caller whats your gripe..."
OR
"Five Dollar Foot Loooooooongs"
"Hello? Howard? Long time listener, first time caller!"
How did that ENTIRE BAND of guys get inside this box?
...I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die....
A parting gift from Bill and Ted.