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Oh, this? Cut myself shaving.
He's half bear; half sticky buns!
Winnie the poo.
"I said get my good side, dammit!"
The member of the Charmin Bear family that isn't usually invited to participate in the commercials.
Manbearpig is real! I'm totally serial!
Care Bears 3 - The Armageddon
Only you can prevent leprosy.
Put some aloe on it.
"You think you've got it bad? One time I got roasted over a spit, while I was still alive! Man, you wanna talk about major suckage!"
"Oh crap, the directions did say to test it on a small patch of skin first."
In the years sice the last Nightmare on Elm Street film Freddy Krueger was reduced to terrorizing bears in their dreams while they hibernate.