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"In fact I am a licensed Proctologist, though my methods are what you'd call a little 'unorthodox'!"
Tonight on EXTREME MANICURIST: Evan meets a challenge even he's not sure he's up to!
Those are nasty looking hangnails.
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Say your prayers, Simpson...because the schools can't force you like they should!
"So, how do you wipe your butt?"
So you actually got the lobotomy from picking your nose?
"No! No! It's okay! I just want to butter your toast."
Hand puppets are a lot more violent these days...
"Okay, I have a game we can play. It's called 'How Much Blood Do I Have In My Body?' You go first..."