I was thinking that a more modern approach to Deadliest Warrior might be more relevant and fun. I'd like to see match-ups we can identify more closely with. It'd be great to see something like:
Deadliest Warrior2000-Ass-h&*e Road Rager vs. Smug Urban Cyclist
or
Deadliest Warrior2000-Stressed-Out Office Worker vs Self-Satisifed Barista.
What other match-ups would you like to see, aided by cheesy re-creations and ballistic gel?
Hollywood diva vs. paparazzi.
Convenience store clerk vs. confused and obnoxious senior citizen.
The King from Burger King vs. quad .50 caliber anti-aircraft gun.