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"I'm not going to take you out for frozen yogurt if you're dressed like that!"
Lady: "Oh no dearie, that shade is not you. It does nothing for your eyes. Come let me show you what works."
"I tell you, the old ladies are taking over. This neighbourhood ain't what it used to be."
" Excuse me young man, are you here to play bingo too? "
"I told you my face would crack if I smiled."
"Oh my goodness, I walked out of my house without any clothes on again. Whatever will people think of me?"
Everybody keeps staring at me - they're so prejudiced! Life is just so unfair!!!