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Title: Why do you blame me?
Post by: sprite75 on May 08, 2009, 01:32:57 AM
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Why exactly do you blame me every time you run out of beer?
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Post by: Rev. Powell on May 08, 2009, 10:38:27 AM
Sure, I drink, but I don't have a drinking problem... I mean, MEOW!
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Post by: schmendrik on May 08, 2009, 12:39:54 PM
Attention human. We appear to be out of beer. Fix it.
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Post by: Jack on May 08, 2009, 03:37:30 PM
Just checking for mice.  Looks like...BUUUURRRRPPPP...you're safe.
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Post by: Mr. DS on May 08, 2009, 07:45:51 PM
"Hey honey they're giving away free cats with ever case of beer!"
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Post by: InformationGeek on May 09, 2009, 04:28:51 PM
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Today, Bud Light showed its new advertisting mascot and everybody went, "Ahhhhh!" in delight.
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Post by: Doggett on May 09, 2009, 04:31:50 PM
"You really don't want this beer after what you've seen what I've done in this box..."
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Post by: Nukie 2 on May 10, 2009, 09:54:56 AM
Two things that most men cherish: Beer and uh Cat!
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Post by: Pennywise on May 12, 2009, 01:14:13 AM
"Oh, man. This beer is really skunky. Oh, it's just a cat with black and white fur."
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Post by: AndyC on May 12, 2009, 06:19:40 PM
"Lasagna's for pussies, pardon the pun."
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Post by: sprite75 on April 16, 2012, 09:52:51 PM
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Burp!  Now to go help the other cat work on human's car!
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Post by: retrorussell on April 16, 2012, 11:34:01 PM
Yeah, I know you said I could have the "near beer".. well, this was the closest!
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Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 17, 2012, 04:38:24 PM
Oh great.  I bought and pack of beer only to find another cat inside instead. Are they even paying attention at the factory anymore?
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Post by: Olivia Bauer on April 18, 2012, 11:15:16 PM
"Which way to Shadow Moses?"
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Post by: Flangepart on April 19, 2012, 08:34:18 AM
"Okay, now you know why I smell like hops and yeast. So?"
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Post by: sprite75 on October 28, 2012, 08:45:59 PM
Bad kitty.  That was for my party!
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Post by: sprite75 on February 28, 2013, 07:06:55 AM
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Jesus, human this stuff is really watered down!
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Post by: sprite75 on April 10, 2017, 10:50:30 AM
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Human, there are how many craft breweries now in St. Louis?  Why do you keep getting this?
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Post by: Leah on April 11, 2017, 12:04:59 AM
Cat, how many times have I told you no alcoholic water is allowed in the house?
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Post by: sprite75 on December 24, 2018, 09:18:07 AM
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Human.  It's almost been ten years now and you're still buying this stuff.  There's much better craft beer out there.  Go out and buy some.
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Post by: sprite75 on August 23, 2019, 10:26:11 AM
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Look human. I'll pay you. Just get some better beer already.
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Post by: chainsaw midget on August 23, 2019, 06:57:48 PM
I miss when beer used to come in bottles and cans.  Packaging it in cats is just all sorts of inconvenient. 
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Post by: sprite75 on December 04, 2019, 09:43:14 PM
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Hey human this stuff tastes like p**s.
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Post by: ER on December 11, 2019, 11:16:59 AM
Little privacy in the litterbox, man?
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