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The maneaters of that world are this big!
T-t-t-turrets!
"What it is, my man! See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em. Lay 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! Shiiiiit!"
HEIL HIT. . . . . Oh crap, did Admiral Goldstein hear me?, , , I think I just F-ed my career.
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"I got a question? Where is the bathrooms on this thing? I mean come on, 5 year mission and no one has to use the can? That is beyond my ability to suspend disbelief."
"You do not want to know where this hand has been"
Chris Pine's Kirk is much more subtle than the original.