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Got wood?
"and there we were, all four members of the Erotic Nature Of Trees club, minding our own business, when suddenly we tripped and somehow landed on this branch..."
The Jackyl tribute band always ends with the "Lumberjack" song....I'm a lumberjack, baby, and I'm gonna cut you down to size....
The Smedley Family Singers couldn't understand why their latest album cover elicited titters from anyone they showed it to.
They were always considered to be an odd branch of the family.....
"Chuck Norris Action Jeans - fun for all the family..."
Ah, it's all about perspective.
Y'see, it's not a tree but a twig and they are all very small people.
It was the fastest thing they were willing to ride.