You probably never heard of this guy before, but he is a member of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses where the Nostalgia Critic and Chick are. Anyways, his reviews looked at these horrid movies. Hard to believe he could tollerate this stuff. Anyways, here's the links:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/new-guys/phelous/6269-troll (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/new-guys/phelous/6269-troll)
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/new-guys/phelous/7513-troll2 (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/new-guys/phelous/7513-troll2)
I thought he could've done better on the Troll review, but I think he hit all the right marks with the Troll 2 review.