Okay... what is your personal worst monster movie ever.
mine is Robot Monster. :hot: :tongueout:
Elvira's Hauntd Hills.
It has some truly bad jokes that just fall flat and are painful to listen too. The acting is substandard (except Elvira) it just looks cheap...it's just bad, I honesty can't recommend it to anyone.
But I still watch it and I love it !
:teddyr:
Quote from: doggett on June 04, 2009, 01:23:56 PMElvira's Hauntd Hills.
I'm not sure I'd call that a monster movie, unless you're referring to Elvira's jugs.
WEASELS RIP MY FLESH. I get the dry heaves just thinking about it.
PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH
Awful....just...ugh. Nonsensical. Bad photography. Bad everything....and not in a good way. :thumbdown:
clip-(Breif Boobie shot-NOT SAFE FOR WORK) very brief. Bleh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPQ4lKAI77g
Beware! The Blob
More of a sci-fi, but it is still a monster in some sense. I really found this to be a terrible sequel to film... heck it may not even be a sequel in some sense. On a tv screen in the movie was the actual The Blob film playing. How does this make sense?!
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Quote from: the ghoul on June 04, 2009, 06:53:17 PM
K.I.N.G.K.O.N.G.(.T.H.E.2.0.0.5.P.E.T.E.R.J.A.C.K.S.O.N.V.E.R.S.I.O.N.)
I. L.I.K.E.D. I.T. :thumbup:
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I.A.L.S.O.L.I.K.E.D.E.L.V.I.R.A.S.H.A.U.N.T.E.D.H.I.L.L.S.
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 04, 2009, 04:10:05 PM
PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH
Awful....just...ugh. Nonsensical. Bad photography. Bad everything....and not in a good way. :thumbdown:
clip-(Breif Boobie shot-NOT SAFE FOR WORK) very brief. Bleh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPQ4lKAI77g
I gotta tell ya I was roaring at that clip... starts with Wagner and devolves into bad everything and they even got a Rock theme song written for it!! :bouncegiggle: I don't ever need to see that movie now, 'cause it'll
ruin the trailer for me!!! "Beware of the 4D witch beware she's in your mind she's everywhere! Beware of the 4D witch beware she's in your mind...
She's in your hair...!!" :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :drink:
And my worst Monster movie would have to be
IT'S ALIVE (1969)... yeh, not the one about the devil baby (1974) but the
LARRY BUCHANAN train wreck produced for TV starring
TOMMY KIRK and a monster in a lime green suit that you only get to get a glimpse of and no wonder it's so hilariously bad, in the most badly acted badly directed unwritten mess of a movie that I sat thru not too long ago (by mistake I meant to see the 1974 flick y'know: "There's only ONE thing wrong with the Davis baby:...
IT'S ALIVE!!!") Anyway, I must confess that I will remember
IT'S ALIVE (1969) and fondly... it was awesomely bad, in no good ways, frighteningly inept... just jawdroppingly dumb choices, framed by slo-mo filler... how long do we need to watch a car crawl up a country lane...? Okay maybe
it's all good!! :drink:
Alien Apocalypse
This movie scarred me. I assumed that since it was a Sci-Fi channel original movie, it would hurt me, but nothing could have prepared me for the abomination that is this film. When i finished the DVD i took the disk and hit it with a rock. A big one.
A.P.E. I thought you were refering to it the way you wrote the title.
Quote from: ZorakTheMusician on June 05, 2009, 06:21:28 AM
Alien Apocalypse
This movie scarred me. I assumed that since it was a Sci-Fi channel original movie, it would hurt me, but nothing could have prepared me for the abomination that is this film. When i finished the DVD i took the disk and hit it with a rock. A big one.
I liked Alien Apocalypse. In fact, I think it's the only remotely entertaining thing Bruce Campbell has done since Bubba Ho-Tep.
Hmmm.. I'm noticing a trend here. I never thought I would be the minority opinion on a site for badmovie lovers :lookingup:
Quote from: the ghoul on June 04, 2009, 07:38:49 PM
I.L.I.K.E.D.R.O.B.O.T.M.O.N.S.T.E.R.
I.A.L.S.O.L.I.K.E.D.E.L.V.I.R.A.S.H.A.U.N.T.E.D.H.I.L.L.S.
Oh, karma for you !
:teddyr:
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OK, I'm now permanently scarred by the 4D Witch trailer . . .
but I still say SUBURBAN SASQUATCH is the WORST monster movie EVER!!!!
QuoteSUBURBAN SASQUATCH is the WORST monster movie EVER!!!!
I understand in some states it is illegal to enter a state park or an establishment that serves alcohol with a copy of this movie.
If it isn't illegal, it SHOULD be!!! :cheers:
How about the movie The Being? There's something that could be considered the worst.
"Frankenstein Island"
I watched years ago when I used to drink heavily and had fond memories of it. Bought the videotape off ebay and watched it, but I just finished it on DVD and I think it takes digital technology to fully appreciate how utterly incoherent the whole thing is. How the hell they got Andrew Duggan to make an appearance in it is beyond me.