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Cleese: (To himself) It'll be good for your career. It'll make you more popular. You'll be up for all the big roles someday. You'll be the next Q in the distant future when the current one retires...I've gotta get a new agent!
Newsflash: "John Cleese found hanged in closet with muppets tied to his genitals..."
*No disrespect to Mr. Carradine intended.
Cleese: Well, it was either this or hanging out with the Jonas Brothers...
[Cleese, muttering to himself] "I can't believe I agreed to wear this poofy pirate shirt on TV. I swear I ddn't know what I was agreeing to. She was a low-talker!"
Quote from: sprite75 on June 07, 2009, 12:13:59 AM
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Cleese: (To himself) It'll be good for your career. It'll make you more popular. You'll be up for all the big roles someday. You'll be the next Q in the distant future when the current one retires...I've gotta get a new agent!
"They told me I'd be playing Q one day, not standing in a damn queue!"
Quote from: sprite75 on June 07, 2009, 12:13:59 AM
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Hmmm, the "Silly Walk" sketch just doesn't work with this wardrobe, it only seems to work when I'm dressed in a business suit.
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Kermit tried his best, but with the undead John Cleese on their side, the mob was unstoppable.
Zombie crossdressing enter childrens TV.
Cleese raised his arms, and the Muppets instantly succumbed to his B.O.
And now for something completley different...