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Title: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Trevor on June 08, 2009, 12:42:10 AM
Mine would be easy enough:

"No Skidmarks"

Subtitle: "The Life of An Underpants Fetis**ts Fettiesists"

Ugh, let me try that again: :buggedout:


"No Skidmarks - The Stained Life Of An Underpants Lover"


:teddyr:

Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: asimpson2006 on June 08, 2009, 06:04:11 AM
"Square peg in a round hole."
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 08, 2009, 09:32:48 AM
the Greatest Lover
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Post by: The Burgomaster on June 08, 2009, 09:40:44 AM
The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 08, 2009, 12:18:41 PM
"Life's A b***h.....And Then You Live"

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Post by: Doggett on June 08, 2009, 12:24:44 PM
"ghouck's nightmare"
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Post by: skully13 on June 08, 2009, 02:12:58 PM
"Fly Away"-simple yet explains a lot.  :tongueout:
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Post by: RCMerchant on June 08, 2009, 04:31:34 PM
MORON
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Post by: indianasmith on June 08, 2009, 05:08:19 PM
INDY
Confessions of a Beady-Eyed Arrowhead Nut!
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: ghouck on June 08, 2009, 05:15:36 PM
"You think YOU'VE done some stupid s**t, well listen to what THIS a***ole has done, most of it in some lame attempt to impress women."
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: meQal on June 08, 2009, 05:36:02 PM
"I Was Born Naked And Spent Over Half My Life That Way"
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 08, 2009, 05:42:57 PM
Budweiser Comes to South Africa
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Post by: AndyC on June 08, 2009, 06:18:54 PM
Not Working to His Potential, and Other Comments My Teachers Made
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Post by: The Burgomaster on June 08, 2009, 06:25:10 PM
ATTILA THE HUNG

(ouch!)
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Post by: sideorderofninjas on June 08, 2009, 10:23:35 PM
SideOrderOfNinjas: the Technicolor Psychopath: the Unauthorized Autobiography
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Trevor on June 09, 2009, 03:04:10 AM
 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: to all of these.

I just had a thought and it didn't hurt, by the way.  :wink:

Mine could also be called "In The Mouth Of Madness".  :buggedout:
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Mr. DS on June 09, 2009, 07:13:14 AM
Oddly Likeable
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Post by: Saucerman on June 09, 2009, 09:56:57 AM
Screaming in the Night -- the Shocking True Story of the Geek who Shocked the Nation
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Post by: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Confessions of a Drunken Whoremonger
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Post by: Wortcov on June 09, 2009, 04:47:10 PM
the man in the middle of nowhere:the lonely crazy adventures of a crazy baker from Sweden.
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Doggett on June 10, 2009, 12:59:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Confessions of a Drunken Whoremonger

This raises questions...
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2009, 06:19:09 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Confessions of a Drunken Whoremonger

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

...and The Guy Who Played A Part in the Oscar winning drama The Lonely Skier.

Remember that, Rev? I did promise you a role in it after you threatened to slap a lien on my underpants.  :teddyr:
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2009, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 08, 2009, 05:15:36 PM
"You think YOU'VE done some stupid s**t, well listen to what THIS a***ole has done, most of it in some lame attempt to impress women."

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 06:20:45 AM
Mine would be called:

"Huh?"
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2009, 06:21:05 AM
Quote from: meQal on June 08, 2009, 05:36:02 PM
"I Was Born Naked And Spent Over Half My Life That Way"

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 11, 2009, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Trevor on June 11, 2009, 06:19:09 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Confessions of a Drunken Whoremonger

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

...and The Guy Who Played A Part in the Oscar winning drama The Lonely Skier.

Remember that, Rev? I did promise you a role in it after you threatened to slap a lien on my underpants.  :teddyr:

I thought you backed off my demands after the lien refused.  :tongueout:
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: AndyC on June 11, 2009, 10:52:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 11, 2009, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Trevor on June 11, 2009, 06:19:09 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Confessions of a Drunken Whoremonger

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

...and The Guy Who Played A Part in the Oscar winning drama The Lonely Skier.

Remember that, Rev? I did promise you a role in it after you threatened to slap a lien on my underpants.  :teddyr:

I thought you backed off my demands after the lien refused.  :tongueout:

I'm disturbed at the thought of slapping anything on Trevor's underpants.
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Trevor on June 12, 2009, 04:33:56 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 11, 2009, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Trevor on June 11, 2009, 06:19:09 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Confessions of a Drunken Whoremonger

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

...and The Guy Who Played A Part in the Oscar winning drama The Lonely Skier.

Remember that, Rev? I did promise you a role in it after you threatened to slap a lien on my underpants.  :teddyr:

I thought you backed off my demands after the lien refused.  :tongueout:

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

The underpants were ruled as "circumstantial and irrelevant / irreverent evidence", I believe.  :wink:
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Trevor on June 12, 2009, 04:34:42 AM
Quote from: AndyC on June 11, 2009, 10:52:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 11, 2009, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Trevor on June 11, 2009, 06:19:09 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Confessions of a Drunken Whoremonger

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

...and The Guy Who Played A Part in the Oscar winning drama The Lonely Skier.

Remember that, Rev? I did promise you a role in it after you threatened to slap a lien on my underpants.  :teddyr:

I thought you backed off my demands after the lien refused.  :tongueout:

I'm disturbed at the thought of slapping anything on Trevor's underpants.

True dat, true indeed.  :buggedout:
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 16, 2009, 11:55:43 AM
"Waiting for the First Shoe to Drop"
-Ed
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Post by: Raffine on June 16, 2009, 04:35:19 PM
And Now the Screaming Starts
Title: Re: What will you call your autobiography?
Post by: flackbait on June 16, 2009, 05:50:38 PM
Flirting With Disaster: How am I still Alive?