named f**king bad movies :teddyr:
Rear Window
Caddyshack
The Hitcher '06
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Wait, worst named bad movies? I'll go ahead and say Spiders, Rats, Bats, Crocodile, and Octopus from Nu Image. Come on, it's as though you simply took the antagonist from the film, promoted it as though it were a special example of that antagonist and threw it on your finished product! That's like calling a movie "human" with a human as the bad guy, when the title "human" would have done better in a movie focusing on the human condition! Folks, wait until you have a movie where the fact that there is a spider/rat/bat/crocodile/octopus as a monster is a real important and symbolic plot-point, don't waste it on something generic! :D
worst named? NIGHT OF BLOODY HORROR. It's night-it's bloody. It's horror. Beyond that...who the f#ck knows?
You watch a movie named the ALLIGATOR PEOPLE...you know what yer getting.
Alligator people are...alligator people.
Well, there's a movie that shows incest, rape, shoplifting, foot-fetishism, mental retardation, cross-dressing, bestiality, manual insemination, kidnapping, a hermaphrodite, a singing anus, and eating dog crap, amongst other things, and it was named, , Pink Flamingos, , because there were pink plastic flamingos in the yard where the main character had parked their trailer.
How about BLOOD OF GHASTLY HORROR? There isn't much blood and there isn't much horror, but the movie is pretty ghastly.
Vanilla Sky.
nuff said.
Hedgewig and the Angry Itch, WTF?!?!? Hedgewig is a eunuch and if I had not actually have seen the film I would surmised that the angry itch is what caused him to become one by scratching until it fell off.
Quantum of Solace - jeez, use the thesaurus much? Never mind that it refers to an extremely minor subplot that makes absolutely no sense to anyone who hasn't seen Casino Royale.
Quote from: Jack on June 12, 2009, 07:36:41 AM
Quantum of Solace - jeez, use the thesaurus much? Never mind that it refers to an extremely minor subplot that makes absolutely no sense to anyone who hasn't seen Casino Royale.
Funny thing is, "Quantum of Solace" is the title of a short story featuring Bond, written by Ian Fleming. Bond is barely in the story, as the bulk of the story is a story-within-the-story as told to Bond by another character. I think it's one of the best Bond stories.
Quote from: meQal on June 12, 2009, 12:02:02 AM
Hedgewig and the Angry Itch, WTF?!?!? Hedgewig is a eunuch and if I had not actually have seen the film I would surmised that the angry itch is what caused him to become one by scratching until it fell off.
Erm...that's a joke, right ?
Y'know it's inch ?
There's a whole song dedicated to his bad sex op. Here it is. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV0tguuYsJ8&feature=related
Man, I love this film !!!!!!
Piranha, Piranha!
There are no piranhas in the film, instead at the end, the credits roll then you find out "Piranha" was the killers nickname.
Extremely misleading my friend and I though he had the movie with killer fish.
Quote from: Nukie 2 on June 12, 2009, 09:30:13 AM
Piranha, Piranha!
There are no piranhas in the film, instead at the end, the credits roll then you find out "Piranha" was the killers nickname.
Extremely misleading my friend and I though he had the movie with killer fish.
That would suck. . .
Quote from: doggett on June 12, 2009, 09:16:00 AM
Quote from: meQal on June 12, 2009, 12:02:02 AM
Hedgewig and the Angry Itch, WTF?!?!? Hedgewig is a eunuch and if I had not actually have seen the film I would surmised that the angry itch is what caused him to become one by scratching until it fell off.
Erm...that's a joke, right ?
Y'know it's inch ?
There's a whole song dedicated to his bad sex op. Here it is. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV0tguuYsJ8&feature=related
Man, I love this film !!!!!!
Yes it's a joke about the whole angry itch part of the film. Actually the whole film is about Hedwig and "her" band following around a kid who got famous stealing "her" entire act and was trying to prove it. And this just proves one man's trash is another man's treasure because I hated this film. And I say "her" because I am not sure if Hedwig qualifies as male or female after the botched operation nor do I care really to deal with anyone who wants to correct me either way cause I really don't care. The film sucks and I want the time I spent watching it back is all I know.
Quote from: meQal on June 16, 2009, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: doggett on June 12, 2009, 09:16:00 AM
Quote from: meQal on June 12, 2009, 12:02:02 AM
Hedgewig and the Angry Itch, WTF?!?!? Hedgewig is a eunuch and if I had not actually have seen the film I would surmised that the angry itch is what caused him to become one by scratching until it fell off.
Erm...that's a joke, right ?
Y'know it's inch ?
There's a whole song dedicated to his bad sex op. Here it is. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV0tguuYsJ8&feature=related
Man, I love this film !!!!!!
Yes it's a joke about the whole angry itch part of the film. Actually the whole film is about Hedwig and "her" band following around a kid who got famous stealing "her" entire act and was trying to prove it. And this just proves one man's trash is another man's treasure because I hated this film. And I say "her" because I am not sure if Hedwig qualifies as male or female after the botched operation nor do I care really to deal with anyone who wants to correct me either way cause I really don't care. The film sucks and I want the time I spent watching it back is all I know.
Ohh...
I think you and I are going to disagree when it comes to this film...
I think it's terrific ! :thumbup: