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Title: Male stripper on the farm
Post by: sprite75 on June 13, 2009, 06:11:27 PM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kristine-file0268copy-1.jpg)

Jones does his farm striptease act.
Title: Re: Male stripper on the farm
Post by: ghouck on June 13, 2009, 06:45:25 PM
He's thinking Chippendales, they're thinking "The Wicker Man"
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Post by: JJ80 on June 13, 2009, 06:59:58 PM
The farmer once voted "Sexiest Man In The Soviet Union" for eight years running attempts to show that he's still got 'it'...
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Post by: Flangepart on June 14, 2009, 12:41:04 PM
The cover of the DVD, "Amish gone wild."
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Post by: Rev. Powell on June 14, 2009, 08:07:10 PM
Crazy John didn't tell his sisters until the very last minute that the reason he built the headless haystack lama was so he could ride it south across the fields, to freedom.
Title: Re: Male stripper on the farm
Post by: AndyC on June 14, 2009, 09:42:29 PM
It didn't take the police long to notice a few telltale signs and seek out this farm's other cash crop.
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Post by: Mr. DS on November 19, 2009, 08:14:17 PM
Bachelorette parties in Nebraska.
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Post by: SPazzo on November 19, 2009, 08:46:53 PM
"John, get down from there... and stop f**king the haybale."
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Post by: retrorussell on November 20, 2009, 12:08:44 AM
Hey, look!  A needled*ck in a haystack!