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Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer! Do you need a beer that'll not only hit the spot but rub it out too?!
Hi, Billy Mays here for opposable thumbs.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THUMB WRESTLING TRAINERS.
HI, Billy Mays here to give you the results of the colon blockage removal surgery.
HI BILLY MAYES HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PERFECT FIELD GOAL POST FOR PAPER FOOTBALL.
Hi, Billy Mays here to show you the gripping power of the Broccoli Rabbit, never drop broccoli while preparing your meals ever again!
Billy Mays finally finds a less annoying way to positively promote a product.
Old Kentucky Shark gets 2 thumbs up after digesting Anthony Sullivan...
Hi, Billy Mays here for perfectly square heads.
"Wondertwit powers...activate!"
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR AURORA CASKET COMPANY!!!
Rip, Billy
And Billy froze in this position before promptly keeling over. They found him just like this.
"Billy Mays here for Soylent Green!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. THEY SAY CELEBRITY DEATHS COME IN THREES, WELL I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU ACT NOW, I'LL THROW IN A FOURTH ABSOLUTELY FREE!"
Post death jokes, sick...funny!...but sick.
Hi, Billy Mays here for Celebrity Deaths.. a big two thumbs up from me and Gene Siskel.. the balcony is now closed