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Title: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: sprite75 on June 19, 2009, 01:16:18 AM
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Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer!  Do you need a beer that'll not only hit the spot but rub it out too?!
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 19, 2009, 07:39:29 PM
Hi, Billy Mays here for opposable thumbs.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: Mr. DS on June 19, 2009, 08:52:16 PM
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THUMB WRESTLING TRAINERS. 
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: Javakoala on June 19, 2009, 09:04:33 PM
HI, Billy Mays here to give you the results of the colon blockage removal surgery.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: Mr. DS on June 20, 2009, 07:17:57 AM
HI BILLY MAYES HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PERFECT FIELD GOAL POST FOR PAPER FOOTBALL.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on June 20, 2009, 04:55:45 PM
Hi, Billy Mays here to show you the gripping power of the Broccoli Rabbit, never drop broccoli while preparing your meals ever again!
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: Mr. DS on June 21, 2009, 08:46:49 PM
Billy Mays finally finds a less annoying way to positively promote a product.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: sideorderofninjas on June 21, 2009, 10:55:53 PM
Old Kentucky Shark gets 2 thumbs up after digesting Anthony Sullivan...
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: Jack on June 22, 2009, 07:11:27 AM
Hi, Billy Mays here for perfectly square heads.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: AndyC on June 23, 2009, 09:52:35 PM
"Wondertwit powers...activate!"
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: sprite75 on June 28, 2009, 08:52:13 PM
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR AURORA CASKET COMPANY!!!

Rip, Billy
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: AndyC on June 29, 2009, 08:15:44 AM
And Billy froze in this position before promptly keeling over. They found him just like this.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: AndyC on June 30, 2009, 08:51:12 AM
"Billy Mays here for Soylent Green!"
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: Saucerman on June 30, 2009, 10:02:58 AM
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.  THEY SAY CELEBRITY DEATHS COME IN THREES, WELL I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU ACT NOW, I'LL THROW IN A FOURTH ABSOLUTELY FREE!"
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: Flangepart on June 30, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
Post death jokes, sick...funny!...but sick.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here for Old Milwaukee Beer...
Post by: billy on August 01, 2009, 10:28:53 AM
Hi, Billy Mays here for Celebrity Deaths.. a big two thumbs up from me and Gene Siskel.. the balcony is now closed