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"Honestly, my wife's not scowling, she always looks this way-- see!"
"Yeah, I got her face tattooed to my chest, that way it would be harder for me to cheat on her."
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His wife did this so the husban can make sure to always smell fresh.
Or
To make sure that he is always brushing his teeth.
Later,
John
Oddly his nipple was appropriately placed.
And the artist made her face extra saggy, so it will still be accurate in 20 years.
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Of course Mister Eddie's father cared about Mrs. Livingston - look at THIS behind-the-scenes picture!