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As seen in The Colbert Report 06-22-2009.
I've fallen and I can't get up!
I see Steven Seagal is still doing DTV films... :buggedout:
When the elderly now say "get off my lawn", they mean it.
Even though it meant he would have to walk with a cane for the rest of his life, Bill was still glad he had his testicles removed so that he could finally do splits like a high school girl.
By adding a cane to his floor exercise, Ebeneezer hoped it would finally win him the elusive gold medal at the senior olympics.