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Whataya mean, I should wear the eyepatch on the other side?
A piece of the Hoff's face fell off and you can see into him.
Yeah, he's pretty empty inside...
"And this will always be a reminder that the cigar goes in my mouth."
"What, you think your hair is more perfect than mine!?"
Whatta you mean Sam Jackson's gonna be Nick Fury in Iron Man?
"For the very last thing, you cannot wear my eye patch."
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Pam Anderson? Oh....okay, I turned my head too fast and one of her boobs poked my eye out. Ya happy?
"Forever and always...I'm always here..."
"You have hamburgers and a quart of whiskey at home? What the hell are we doing standing around here?"
Dude! What a holdout! I saw that keg of brew under your bunk in your hut. Let's get the party started. Don't turtle on me, man.