http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html)
Our friends in Eastern Europe...need to go back to school...
Some parents are oblivious. sure, she got pregnant in the pool :lookingup: If stupid people keep having children we really are going to end up like the movie Idiocracy, its only a matter of time. :tongueout:
Quote from: 3mnkids on July 09, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Some parents are oblivious. sure, she got pregnant in the pool :lookingup: If stupid people keep having children we really are going to end up like the movie Idiocracy, its only a matter of time. :tongueout:
:lookingup:
Agreed.
Everyone knows pregnancy is caused by holding hands ! :teddyr:
More like whoever the father is has no money, so they're suing the hotel instead.
Doesn't chlorine kill spermatazoa?
And who wanks in the pool anway??
I bet they were dancing. That's where it starts
-Ed
Yes!! Dancing is the root of all evil!
We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: indianasmith on July 09, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
Yes!! Dancing is the root of all evil!
We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!
With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for POOL!
Quote from: indianasmith on July 09, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
And who wanks in the pool anway??
Well, if it's dark and I have the entire pool to myself. . .
Just curious, does this mean she can sue the swimming pool for child support?
I can just imagine what the kid's going to look like. I mean, with a swimming pool for a father and all. Actually I can't imagine.
I bet the kid will retain water.
He might even be a water head baby.
I wonder if the kid will be like it's father and let people pee in him?
Quote from: meQal on July 10, 2009, 01:40:11 AM
Just curious, does this mean she can sue the swimming pool for child support?
The cholorine/filter costs alone will be monumental.
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.
Quote from: Javakoala on July 12, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.
I hope we're not going to be getting puns on this...
Not after last time...
Surely we're not going to wade into an exercise that shallow! :teddyr:
Why not, we only began to skim the surface. We should just dive on in with them.
OH, NO !
:buggedout:
IT'S STARTED AGAIN !!!!!
OK, fellas, you wanna play hardball ?
Lets see if you can make this run as long as the breast milk story.
Go on...
We might need a lifeguard in case we drown in puns . . .
Quote from: doggett on July 12, 2009, 01:40:32 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on July 12, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.
I hope we're not going to be getting puns on this...
Not after last time...
If you don't want to hear the swimming puns, just pack your trunks and leave...
Come on in, guys, the water's fine!!
Wasn't going to comment on this story at first, but then I decided I should go with the flow (which is probably what this girls baby will end up doing.)
Careful, we might have to filter some of the puns we pump out or else we might be treading in deep water.
We should cannonball this thread right now.
As a topic, I think this one belly-flops.
C'mon, just one more pun involving a swimming term and Doggett will have a stroke!
Well, this thread was OK for a while, but it's become quite a dive. .
Ther humor in this thread is so shallow...
er...
BOOBIES!
Quote from: Raffine on July 09, 2009, 07:01:25 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 09, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
Yes!! Dancing is the root of all evil!
We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!
With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for POOL!
Which rhymes with tool!
That make baby! Don't mean maybe!
(groan!) :bluesad:
HISTORICAL REFERENCE: Here's the classic accidental pregnacy story:
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/bullet.asp (http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/bullet.asp)
At least no one can say of this kid that he needed more chlorine in his gene pool . . .
Quote from: indianasmith on July 13, 2009, 09:10:15 PM
At least no one can say of this kid that he needed more chlorine in his gene pool . . .
Starting to think this thread needs to be flushed.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 13, 2009, 06:49:22 PM
C'mon, just one more pun involving a swimming term and Doggett will have a stroke!
*ouch*
...but quite clever...
Wat-er you guys dragging this thread out for? Can't you see you're all in over your heads?
Perhaps we should have all stuck our toe in and tested the water before we go into this pun war.
This is getting pretty deep. You guys need to filter your remarks!
I shouldn't have ate before reading this....I'm cramping.... :bluesad:
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 14, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
I shouldn't have ate before reading this....I'm cramping.... :bluesad:
You should wait at least one hour before reading any more posts in this thread.
YOu all are in too deep to stop now.
Little swimmers is the right term this time, eh?
Maybe her daughter got some boyfriend, and they did something to make her pregnant, and she doesn't tell her mother for that. It might be really impossible to be pregnant just from the water in a swimming pool.
:buggedout:
OMG! No, guys, the pool did get her pregnant. Just like the car that got my neighbor's teen daughter pregnant!