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"Ohhh Manos, Lord of Primeval Darkness!"
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"Yesterday you were just a student, but today you graduate and go out into the world as a certified teleprompter. Thousands of politicians who can't think for themselves will depend on you, so please, take this responsibility seriously."
"And now, young Jedi, you will die . . . "
"Hey, aren't you Callista Flockhart?"