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It is by the Whiskey of Tennessee that my mind acquires charm,
the charm attracts females,
and the females go to bed with me.
"...refrigerate after opening."
Eyebrow curled...check. Now for my nose hair.
"What's this? Warning: Keep Minoxidil clear of face and body. In case of contact with eyebrows back or pubic hair, rinse with water."
"If I drink this potion, Tim Burton will stick me in one of his films ?"
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May cause impotence, flatulence, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, pregnancy, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, a desire to sing Karaoke, play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Alas, poor Nokia...I knew him so well...
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Truth serum! Oh F! Wrong bottle!
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"It is by the will alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the Beer of Sprite that I acquire attractiveness, the attractiveness attracts females, the females go to bed with me, it is by the will alone I set my mind in motion..."