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Title: Kirk stopped.
Post by: Neville on July 26, 2009, 07:45:25 AM
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8484/startrekiithewrathofkha.jpg)

Fellow cast members prevent William Shatner from eating too many cupcakes during the filming of "Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan".
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: Doggett on July 26, 2009, 08:19:36 AM
Shatner wants to start a fight with Chris Pine. Again.
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: ChuckSplatt on July 26, 2009, 01:23:08 PM
Kirk wants to make love to just 2 or 3 more alien ladies before the end of the movie,
but Bones and Scotty have had enough and want him to focus on his real duties.
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: p1zl3 on July 27, 2009, 09:46:44 PM
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"Let us just help you to your chair Mr. Shatner... Remember what the director said? 'No rummy before shooty'. Remember that?"
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: sprite75 on July 28, 2009, 12:58:44 AM
That guy is touching me in my special place!
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: Jack on July 28, 2009, 06:38:09 AM
That guy is spending more on hotel and airfare than he needs to...Priceline...must...stop him!
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: JJ80 on July 28, 2009, 08:17:54 AM
"It's no use Jimmy, we MUST keep him out of the recodring studio!"
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: Neville on July 28, 2009, 09:21:40 AM
Quote from: JJ80 on July 28, 2009, 08:17:54 AM
"It's no use Jimmy, we MUST keep him out of the recodring studio!"

LOL karma for that one!
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: AndyC on July 28, 2009, 12:01:55 PM
They managed to keep Shatner from directing this movie and two more, but he eventually got loose.
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: akiratubo on July 28, 2009, 02:37:03 PM
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Kirk:  I'm going to kick J.J. Abram's ass for screwing up my character!  Let me go!
Bones:  We can't let you do that, Jim!
Scotty: Yeah, he did a pretty good job with us.
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: paula on October 14, 2009, 05:35:17 AM
"While heroic, Capt. Kirk had to be restrained from using his captain's log to plug the hole in the warp core"
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: retrorussell on October 14, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
Hold still, Jim!  This blowjob is for your own good!
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 17, 2009, 06:21:52 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on October 14, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
Hold still, Jim!  This blowjob is for your own good!

Oh hell, I only just noticed!!  :bouncegiggle: HAHAH!

Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: sprite75 on October 17, 2009, 10:50:59 AM
The Shat: I must get to the buffet table.
Jimmy: It's already empty.
De: Yep, Jimmy got there first!
Title: Re: Kirk stopped.
Post by: whitelion43 on October 18, 2009, 02:53:01 AM
Bill"MY toupee is in there!"
Jimmy"It's too late"
De gives knowing Nod