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Why not to use a port-a-potty near a hillside.
Quote from: AndyC on August 03, 2009, 04:52:56 PM
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Mom to the Poo Covered Kid: I don't care what you say, there is really no good explaination you can provide to explain this situation.
You too can smell like Amy Winehouse.
I was just petting the horsie's tail!
"Crap" just don't cover how I feel today."
Look, ma! I didn't get any in my mouth!
"I don't know what happened. A bunch of it just hit the fan."
What can I say? s**t happens!
"Hey wash your hands before dinner! Were you raised in a pigsty or something?"
Aww, Paula Radcliffe is his hero you know...
Timmy was never allowed to watch "Predator" when visiting Grandpa's farm ever again.
(on a side note, I seen a kid actually do this when I was growing up. He covered just like this in his own crap. it was seriously messed up.)
"I am the Mud King, look upon my works and weep for there is nothing left to conquer!"
"Gentle laxative, my ass!"
Whoever told me where babies come from, THEY LIED!!!
MOM! I FELL INTO THE LATRINE AGAIN!
Wow, I always thought having a s**t fit was just a figure of speech.