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Title: Take something out of context.
Post by: ghouck on August 04, 2009, 11:53:42 PM
Let's take something another board member posted in another thread, and post it here. The idea is to take something someone said that sounds ludicrous if you don't know the background. No making stuff up.

I'll go first, this was said by Rev Powell:

"My religion forbids me to make love to bacon, outside of wedlock.   :bluesad:"
Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: Doggett on August 05, 2009, 05:51:11 AM
This was said by HappyGilmore:


"I think I had Jason..."
Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 05, 2009, 05:58:39 AM
This was said by Ash:

"Two years ago, I had the red rings of death."
Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: Trevor on August 05, 2009, 09:27:54 AM
This was said by Andrew about two years ago around Christmas time:


"I think that several of the regulars are already indulging in eggnog and sugar cookie binge-eating.  Plus, it is rather obvious that "some" (cough - Scott and Menard - cough) decided to drink a full pot of coffee this morning and I do not mean decaf."

:teddyr: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: ghouck on August 05, 2009, 09:49:45 AM
Cheezeflix said this: "I'm... Modest and shy"

and ANDREW said: "I tried to hide under the coffee table when Ken put that in."  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 05, 2009, 12:15:25 PM
Quote from: ghouck on August 04, 2009, 11:53:42 PM
Let's take something another board member posted in another thread, and post it here. The idea is to take something someone said that sounds ludicrous if you don't know the background. No making stuff up.

I'll go first, this was said by Rev Powell:

"My religion forbids me to make love to bacon, outside of wedlock.   :bluesad:"

Adding context to that quote would hardly help.   :bouncegiggle:

To get myself, I once announced that I had a "p***y boil."  (I meant to write "puss-filled.")  Menard was all over that comment like Doggett on an Elvira thread.
Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: Doggett on August 05, 2009, 12:48:15 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 05, 2009, 12:15:25 PM

To get myself, I once announced that I had a "p***y boil."  (I meant to write "puss-filled.")  Menard was all over that comment like Doggett on an Elvira thread.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2009, 01:48:49 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on August 05, 2009, 05:58:39 AM
This was said by Ash:

"Two years ago, I had the red rings of death."

Dogget:

"Luckily, I also got the ring of death".

Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: ghouck on August 05, 2009, 01:54:30 PM
Andrew again: "Replace her with a dude."

"booty-flavored rice balls"
Title: Re: Take something out of context.
Post by: ghouck on August 05, 2009, 09:19:50 PM
Voltron: "I'm more of a vagina"
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