I thought we should do a top 100 list on video games, since it shouldn't be too hard. There are a tons of horrible, HORRIBLE games there, but see if we can pick out just 100. If you can, try finding a video or a review of the game to show us how bad it is.
I'll start with what I think is the worst game of all times. The only game I have ever seen to score a 0 out of 10 from any gaming site or magizine. It fails on every single level and that is this...
1. Big Rigs: Over the Hill Racing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs
It also gave me my favorite saying of all time:
(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Yourewinner-38601.jpg)
That's right, on this site: We All Winner!
Good idea Geek ...
2. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde - Nintendo 8bit
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1294/drjekyll.png) (http://img35.imageshack.us/i/drjekyll.png/)
3. Ghost Busters - Nintendo 8bit
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1506/64254406.png) (http://img36.imageshack.us/i/64254406.png/)
4. Drake of the 99 Dragons
Ouch, you can't get much worse than this outside of Big Rigs.
http://g4tv.com/videos/21086/Drake-of-the-99-Dragons-Review/ (http://g4tv.com/videos/21086/Drake-of-the-99-Dragons-Review/)
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/drake/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;read-review (http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/drake/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;read-review)
(http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/6/589806_front.jpg)
This game is no near as cool as the cover art is.
5) Kileak, the DNA Imperative
(http://image.allmusic.com/00/agg/cov200/drg000/g054/g05406ds8yd.jpg)
Just an incredibly boring game. You've got an energy weapon, one recharge station for the weapon, and miles of tunnels to walk through. You'll spend 99% of the game walking back and forth from the recharge station.
Here's a review, they give it a whopping 2/10.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/psx/review/R21782.html
It's been said before many times, but here goes......
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Quote from: voltron on August 07, 2009, 05:05:14 PM
It's been said before many times, but here goes......
(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/voltron_014/ETatari.gif)
Ah yes, the only game in existance that does not need a review and explaniation to why this game sucks.
But what the heck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMREImsJmuo
7. Superman 64
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8440/58215425.png) (http://img193.imageshack.us/i/58215425.png/)
Quote from: venomx on August 07, 2009, 09:22:29 PM
7. Superman 64
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8440/58215425.png) (http://img193.imageshack.us/i/58215425.png/)
OMG the rings... the rings... it never stops. Surely this game is proof that there are evil forces at work in the world. It is like the most bland tutorial you've ever been forced to sit through. On a loop. Forever.
(http://www.gamemag.ru/media/covers/Fur%20Fighters%20Viggo%27s%20Revenge.jpg)
This game was so lame I retuned at and asked for my money back, which they did !
It has been the only time I have ever retuned something.
9. Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
The most important thing we learn from this game is that Nintendo should always make Zelda games. Here's the link to the review done by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
http://screwattack.com/AVGN/2008/CDiPart2 (http://screwattack.com/AVGN/2008/CDiPart2)
Heroes of the Lance
The horror, the horror!
Quote from: BTM on August 08, 2009, 09:21:55 AM
Heroes of the Lance
The horror, the horror!
Oh yes, that game...
http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/01/25/add-heroes-of-the-lance-review/ (http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/01/25/add-heroes-of-the-lance-review/)
Quote from: Monster Jungle X-Ray on August 07, 2009, 11:34:38 PM
Quote from: venomx on August 07, 2009, 09:22:29 PM
7. Superman 64
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8440/58215425.png) (http://img193.imageshack.us/i/58215425.png/)
OMG the rings... the rings... it never stops. Surely this game is proof that there are evil forces at work in the world. It is like the most bland tutorial you've ever been forced to sit through. On a loop. Forever.
Argh... that game was number one on Gametrailers Top 10 Worst Video Games Ever (E.T. was number 2). Angry Video Game Nerd reviewed that stain on the plane of existance. http://screwattack.com/AVGN/2008/Superman64 (http://screwattack.com/AVGN/2008/Superman64)
11. Action 52:
This game for the Sega Genesis and SNES had 52 different games on one cartridge, and every single one of them SUCKED! So much so in fact that they are torture to play. It is seriously less boring to just stare at a blank TV screen! I've heard that the game originally cost $200.00. I got mine for 10 bucks used a couple years after it came out. The only reason I keep it is that I don't think I could sell it for anywhere near 10 bucks now. That and and the fact that it may become a collectors item for being the worst game of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx5y0MvnAMI&feature=related
12. China Warrior
This game for the TG-16 was an utter piece of crap. All this character can do is punch and kick forward. The enemies are all the same except they change color. The worst part about it is the control. You can almost count the seconds from the time you push a button to when the character actually performs a punch or kick. Believe it or not, some people actually like this game just because it has big sprites! :lookingup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6wX7HwNhuQ
NFS Porsche Unleashed. Ford Vs. Chevy
14. Olympic Hockey Nagano '98
I'm sorry Big Rigs, you never got a O out of 10. No, that went to this game for litterally being a carbon copy of another game released by Midway. Nothing was changed except new colors and team names. Everything is just the same as the first game. The laziness game ever created!
http://ign64.ign.com/articles/152/152309p1.html (http://ign64.ign.com/articles/152/152309p1.html)
15. Bubsy 3D
Oh my God... this game is horrible. Trying to jump from 2D to 3D when the consoles evolved needed to happen for the Bubsy series, but the outcome is just sad.
Here's a link to a review: http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/psx/review/R74470.html (http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/psx/review/R74470.html)
(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Features/Worst%20Game%20Features%20Ever/Finished/bubsy%203d1--article_image.jpg)
What's with the graphics?!
16. Rise Of The Robots :bluesad:
(http://www.ugo.com/games/most-hyped-games/images/entries/rise-of-the-robots.jpg)
Needs no introduction really. An awful game, one of the worst fighters with terrible controls, limited moves and limited everything. More demise of the borebots...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNCfKd7Tb5s
NFS Pro Street. The only good thing about it was the customization and the cars! :teddyr:
18. Pit Fighter (SNES)
(http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Pit-Fighter_SNES_ScreenShot2.jpg)
It was palatable in the arcades, but deviously painful in home form. I remember renting this once and hating it so much that I took it back to the video store and told them it was misplaced and that I meant to rent Final Fantasy 3. They took the game back and gave me a free credit. :teddyr:
19. The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Trespasser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bNBiKWBjU8&feature=related
20.
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21. Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Game number one was bad, but in good way. This is just BAD! I have brought this up many times in the past as my YouTube of the Day, but I should make this official.
Here's an entire Let's Play (Mystery Science Theater Style) on the game. Each video is brought up into an hour.
http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/category/phantasmagoria/ (http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/category/phantasmagoria/)
22. Zero Wing
The game is patheticly average from what I've seen, but makes it so horrible is the translation job. Haven't heard of it? You probably have before, you just don't know it. This phrase came from the game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png)
23. The A-Team for the Atari 2600
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx4mqJJeZ98&feature=related
24.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzIHkw0f2Cc
Go ahead, try not to rip your hair out after hearing the soundtrack for one minute...
25.) A Nightmare on Elm Street- for the NES. Horrible.
26.)
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27. Silver Surfer
Probably the hardest game ever created.
http://www.screwattack.com/AVGN/2007/SilverSurfer (http://www.screwattack.com/AVGN/2007/SilverSurfer)
28. Raiders of the Lost Ark for Atari. Another one from the "you've got to be kidding" collection of 80s movie-based games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koWxUd30hDo
The narrator has actually helped me to finally understand what the hell is supposed to be going on in this game, a mere 27 years after it came out.
29. Elf Bowling 1 & 2
Ouch, a 1 out of 10. That had to hurt!
http://ds.ign.com/articles/675/675678p1.html (http://ds.ign.com/articles/675/675678p1.html)
30. Diablo II: Why would they make a sequel to a great game, and change everything that was good about it?
Quote from: ghouck on August 14, 2009, 05:02:04 PM
30. Diablo II: Why would they make a sequel to a great game, and change everything that was good about it?
....
?
....
Why the hate on Diablo 2?
I played both of them, and they kicked ass. Imho, anyways.
I hated Diablo 2 for too many reasons to list, but I absolutely LOVED the original, and the Hellfire expansion.
31. Diakatana (sp?). Never before have I seen so many racial stereotypes fit into one game.
32. Pepsi Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvSLzug3Nk
PDC World Champion Darts http://ps2.ign.com/articles/100/1005085p1.html (http://ps2.ign.com/articles/100/1005085p1.html) another 1.0! :thumbdown:
NRA Gun Club :thumbdown:
High rollers Casino :thumbdown: All of these are for the ps2
36. Navy Seals: Weapons of Mass Destruction
Oh... my... GOD!!! What a crappy game. 1.6 out of 10 and probably has the worst A.I. characters in the entire video game universe. This sucks HARD.
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/eliteforcesnavysealsweaponsofmassdestruction/review.html?tag=tabs;reviews (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/eliteforcesnavysealsweaponsofmassdestruction/review.html?tag=tabs;reviews)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAWSIbY7jnM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on August 15, 2009, 04:58:38 AM
32. Pepsi Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvSLzug3Nk
What system was this commercial on?
Quote from: Javakoala on August 15, 2009, 08:46:02 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on August 15, 2009, 04:58:38 AM
32. Pepsi Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvSLzug3Nk
What system was this commercial on?
commercial? :question: It's for PS1 (japanese import)
37.) Bill And Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure NES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-59JXtgIUo
Quote from: Circus_Circus on August 16, 2009, 06:09:12 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on August 15, 2009, 08:46:02 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on August 15, 2009, 04:58:38 AM
32. Pepsi Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvSLzug3Nk
What system was this commercial on?
commercial? :question: It's for PS1 (japanese import)
Yeah. It's just one big commercial for Pepsi. Just like those awful Burger King games were commercials for Burger King. Gameplay is non-existent, but you can't escape the product placement.
38. Ultimate Duck Hunting
A game so bad that a video game review at Gametrailers commited sucide after playing it. It is that bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1LeY1YZ7ng&feature=related
39. Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
Worst game of the franchise and worst adventure game as well. Also happens to be the worst reviewed game from Gametrailers as well.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/review-hd-lsl-box/48468 (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/review-hd-lsl-box/48468)
40.) South Park PS1 - First person shooter gone way wrong.
Quote from: ghouck on August 14, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
I hated Diablo 2 for too many reasons to list, but I absolutely LOVED the original, and the Hellfire expansion.
I don't know, I don't think you'll get a lot of backers on that one. I mean, even if you didn't like the game, I think even you'd agree it's FAR from one of the WORST games out there. Heck, I didn't like Balder's Gate, but I wouldn't call it a bad game, just wasn't my style (which is weird cause normally I like RPGS.)
I'm waiting for Diablo 3, That looks crazy.
That Berenstein Bears game on the Jaguar was pretty bad.
Quote from: BTM on August 19, 2009, 04:57:30 PM
Quote from: ghouck on August 14, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
I hated Diablo 2 for too many reasons to list, but I absolutely LOVED the original, and the Hellfire expansion.
I don't know, I don't think you'll get a lot of backers on that one. I mean, even if you didn't like the game, I think even you'd agree it's FAR from one of the WORST games out there. Heck, I didn't like Balder's Gate, but I wouldn't call it a bad game, just wasn't my style (which is weird cause normally I like RPGS.)
I'm really surprised people liked it, and hadn't known of anyone that did until this thread, although I'd never sought out any fansites. Much of my hatred may come from too high of expectations, but nothing about it appealed to me. The graphics looked worse (and IIRC, they technically were, with a lower resolution), and the first thing that made me hate it was the 'gliding' of the character animation. I played D2 for a week or so before I realized I would start the game and then get a feeling of dread.
When I first played 'Dungeon Siege', I REALLY felt that it was exactly how D2 should have been.
I will probably give D3 a try. .
42. Gods and Generals
It's a movie based game and I think the worst programmed game around outside of Big Rigs. It hurts with a 1.2 out of 10.
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/godsgenerals/review.html (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/godsgenerals/review.html)
43. http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/994-video-game-review (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/994-video-game-review) bebe's kids :thumbdown:
44. Stalin Vs. Martians
Sort of captures your attention, doesn't it?
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/stalinvsmartians/review.html?tag=best-of-2009;read-review (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/stalinvsmartians/review.html?tag=best-of-2009;read-review)
45. Custer's Revenge (Atari 2600)
How did this not get mentioned yet?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/CustersRevenge.jpg)
46. Bible Adventures-NES
(http://www.er.uqam.ca/merlin/fd491499/nintendo/nes/pics/bibleadventures.jpg)
47. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4607NrDPYgo
48. Nanotek Warrior
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/playstation-games/454-1.jpg)
49. Catwoman
Just like the movie, I've heard this game was pretty bad, although watching her gyrate in the "idle" animation for a bit can be interesting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OouUynzKiY
50. Beat 'em and Eat 'em
Rip-off of Kaboom! except with a guy dropping spunk, not bombs, into the mouths of women, not into buckets. Nasty and stupid.
(http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans2/beatem.jpg)
Sorry, I just took a turn. But I didn't want to forget this monstrosity.
51. Dark Castle (Genesis)
(http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Dark_Castle_GEN_ScreenShot2.jpg)
#52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwsMBDu1PA
Karate Champ for NES. It was popular in the arcades, and is of some historical note as the prototype for the modern 2D fighter.. But the control is awful, and the hit detection is probably the worst I've ever seen in any game.
I bought a cart of it less than a week ago for $2. :teddyr:
53. Dash Galaxy In The Alien Asylum (NES)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r36U_CLAtYY
54. Super Pitfall (NES)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdDqJvm8Lmo
55. Tony Hawk Ride
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/review-hd-tony-hawk/59354 (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/review-hd-tony-hawk/59354)
A terrible game with bad controls with a price tag over 100 bucks? Oh yeah, that spells disaster right off hand doesn't it?
56. Prince Of Persia (Sega CD)
The controls/graphics were unacceptable for a supposedly advanced system like the Sega CD, and the anime cutscenes were hilariously bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idwHgWXWNlM
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 09, 2009, 04:52:56 PM
16. Rise Of The Robots :bluesad:
(http://www.ugo.com/games/most-hyped-games/images/entries/rise-of-the-robots.jpg)
Needs no introduction really. An awful game, one of the worst fighters with terrible controls, limited moves and limited everything. More demise of the borebots...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNCfKd7Tb5s
Ha I used to play that game all the time, my bro was kick ass at it, damn him and his super nerd skills.
Quote from: ghouck on August 14, 2009, 05:02:04 PM
30. Diablo II: Why would they make a sequel to a great game, and change everything that was good about it?
Really? Diablo 2. How can you hate on that game? It was a huge improvement over the first one. Deeper story, more enemies, awesome new classes, better graphics it was great. Sorry man you really need to re-play that game.
57.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNogwO11iII&NR=1&feature=fvwp
58.
O.K. I'll go again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E4hod4mGDQ