Here's a really bad . . . but very fun . . . Chesty Morgan movie.
Chesty stars as Jane, a secret agent who has a camera surgically implanted in her left breast. Whenever she wants to take a picture, she lifts up her breast and we hear a shutter clicking and see a flash of light.
Jane's mission is to search for a heroin kingpin. Her boss gives her the names of various people to investigate and eliminate. Every time she kills one of them, she crosses out the person's name in her notebook.
Since this is a Doris Wishman film, it consists of heavy doses of the following:
* Terrible dialogue (most or all of which appears to have been dubbed after the movie was shot . . . I'm sure that's not even Chesty's real voice).
* Awful film editing.
* Unnecessary shots of flowers, various inanimate objects, and peoples feet as they walk around.
* Extremely tacky clothing (but, hey, this was made in the 1970s).
* Equally tacky wallpaper, curtains, and decorations inside houses and offices throughout the movie.
The movie basically consists of scene after scene of Chesty encountering one of the people on her hit list, killing or maiming them, taking a photo or two with her breast camera, crossing off the victim's name in her notebook, and going off to find the next person.
It is mercifully short (72 minutes) and no one except a bad movie fan could possibly get any enjoyment out of it.
If you're a Chesty Morgan fan, check out the equally bad DEADLY WEAPONS. I believe I posted some comments about it in this forum several months ago.
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I would marry Chesty Morgan and be her slave. :cheers:
not that I've spent much time examining the obvious merits of Chesty Morgan (yes, of course I have) but she appears to have no nipples? bizzarre
re: Double Agent 73, I kind of do and also don't want to watch this movie, edging towards don't...
Quote from: DCA on August 11, 2009, 03:10:59 PM
not that I've spent much time examining the obvious merits of Chesty Morgan (yes, of course I have) but she appears to have no nipples? bizzarre
She has nipples . . . the just sag way down . . .
Quote from: DCA on August 11, 2009, 03:10:59 PM
re: Double Agent 73, I kind of do and also don't want to watch this movie, edging towards don't...
I kind of feel the same way only I'm edging towards DO
Chesty Morgan's moo-moos are so large that they are actually gruesome. This movie taught me that a woman could have varicose veins in her breast (and that breasts could be unappealing).
moo-moos..... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I'd still be a slave to her "moo-moos"!
I have the first movie, "Deadly Weapons" and believe you me, she has nipples for sure. Damned if she wasn't standing in line for seconds and thirds when she was being made...how a woman could ever get THAT big is beyond me. Now there was a woman who could take a shower without getting her feet wet..(to quote Benny Hill) :tongueout:
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 18, 2009, 06:19:03 PM
I have the first movie, "Deadly Weapons" and believe you me, she has nipples for sure. Damned if she wasn't standing in line for seconds and thirds when she was being made...how a woman could ever get THAT big is beyond me. Now there was a woman who could take a shower without getting her feet wet..(to quote Benny Hill) :tongueout:
There's a condition that causes breasts to grow abnormally large.. I can't remember the name though. Fuko probably has it too.
I bought this DVD as part of a boxed set called "The Bare Box" released by "Something Weird." The set also contains BLAZE STARR GOES NUDIST, DIARY OF A NUDIST, THE NAKED VENUS, and DEADLY WEAPONS. Nothing but quality entertainment in my house!
Quote from: Jim H on August 19, 2009, 01:08:27 AM
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 18, 2009, 06:19:03 PM
I have the first movie, "Deadly Weapons" and believe you me, she has nipples for sure. Damned if she wasn't standing in line for seconds and thirds when she was being made...how a woman could ever get THAT big is beyond me. Now there was a woman who could take a shower without getting her feet wet..(to quote Benny Hill) :tongueout:
There's a condition that causes breasts to grow abnormally large.. I can't remember the name though. Fuko probably has it too.
Back muscles, beware! :buggedout:
Quote from: Jim H on August 19, 2009, 01:08:27 AM
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 18, 2009, 06:19:03 PM
I have the first movie, "Deadly Weapons" and believe you me, she has nipples for sure. Damned if she wasn't standing in line for seconds and thirds when she was being made...how a woman could ever get THAT big is beyond me. Now there was a woman who could take a shower without getting her feet wet..(to quote Benny Hill) :tongueout:
There's a condition that causes breasts to grow abnormally large.. I can't remember the name though. Fuko probably has it too.
I believe the condition is called "good luck." :wink:
I wanna say the condition is called Gigantomastasia -- and technically refers to breasts weighing ten pounds each or more.
Chesty's Moo-moos fall within what I consider to be tasteful bounds, but there are some cases of Gigantomastasia where breast reduction surgery removes over 50 lbs of tissue. That I find frightening.
And I totally want to see this.
Quote from: Saucerman on August 23, 2009, 04:13:34 PM
Chesty's Moo-moos fall within what I consider to be tasteful bounds
you have very tasteful bounds
Quote from: DCA on August 24, 2009, 01:17:46 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on August 23, 2009, 04:13:34 PM
Chesty's Moo-moos fall within what I consider to be tasteful bounds
you have very tasteful bounds
Someone who calls breasts "moo-moos" probably has very expansive bounds. :wink:
Boobs.
That is all.