Jonathan is part hairdresser, mostly gigolo, and all man. This movie can never decide if it is a simple exploitation movie, a silly comedy, or a violent shocker.
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Never heard of this movie before, but after reading this description, I'm rather glad I hadn't. The movie sounds way to perverted for me and doesn't seem to have much a of fix on a genre almost from the description. Oh yeah, this movie was definitely made before the knowledge of STDs because from what I read, probably the entire cast by now has one disease.
Um, yeah... that wig mannequin looks suspiciously like a giant lime-green sex-toy with a human head mounted on top. I'm betting you could make a serious drinking game out of taking a shot every time this movie displays some kind of off-the-wall sexual imagery.
Since I don't drink, I'll just pass on the movie altogether.
Does anyone else think the circular white thing on the front resembles an old rotary dial phone???
That's one multi-tasking phallic object if it is!
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Jeez, I cannot look at a hair curler without wincing now. Thanks Andrew.
-Ed
This film can be described in one word. "Blaxploitation." Whatever happened to "Blaxploitation?" Some good films came out of that, such as "Blacula" w/ William H. Marshall in the title role.
"Have you ever seen a '70s porn film? It's like watching a bath mat fighting with a boa constrictor. Egad, but the '70s were woolly. "
This, sir, is the mos EPIC win ever. I laughed so hard at this my sides actually hurt a little.
As for the movie, never heard of it, but after reading the review I know that I'll have to see it some day, just to check how bad it actually is.
I love this movie. the acting is so bad it is actually confusing
Yeah, saw this years ago, and the only thing I remember is the death by curling iron (also employed via a different orifice in, I think, Sleepaway Camp). Man, that's just not right.
Quote from: Ed, Just Ed on August 12, 2009, 12:58:48 PM
Jeez, I cannot look at a hair curler without wincing now. Thanks Andrew.
-Ed
Quote from: Ken Begg on August 20, 2009, 01:44:58 PM
Yeah, saw this years ago, and the only thing I remember is the death by curling iron (also employed via a different orifice in, I think, Sleepaway Camp). Man, that's just not right.
Hey, I didn't put that in the script. I just made sure you heard about it. Imagine my surprise the first time I watched this film and that occurred.
Quote from: Andoc on August 17, 2009, 09:38:35 AM
"Have you ever seen a '70s porn film? It's like watching a bath mat fighting with a boa constrictor. Egad, but the '70s were woolly. "
This, sir, is the mos EPIC win ever. I laughed so hard at this my sides actually hurt a little.
Thank you!
Quote from: Hoomi on August 10, 2009, 09:50:15 AM
Um, yeah... that wig mannequin looks suspiciously like a giant lime-green sex-toy with a human head mounted on top. I'm betting you could make a serious drinking game out of taking a shot every time this movie displays some kind of off-the-wall sexual imagery.
Since I don't drink, I'll just pass on the movie altogether.
I don't remember a whole lot of phallic objects; it's just that one thing. The wig mannequin tends to attract the viewer's attention in any scene that includes that hideous thing.
I know there were discrimination, poverty and segregation at the time, but from watching these movies, I do sometimes fantasize that I was a 20-year-old African American living in Newark, New Jersey in 1972 ... :bouncegiggle:
i just wrote a review of this "movie" today, and found yours with a google image search...yours is even more hilarious than my take--good job!
QuoteThe scene is funny, but also creepy in a number of ways, and do not attribute my "bush" comment to simple hyperbole. Have you ever seen a '70s porn film? It's like watching a bath mat fighting with a boa constrictor. Egad, but the '70s were woolly.
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Quote from: Trevor on February 19, 2014, 07:24:18 AM
QuoteHave you ever seen a '70s porn film? It's like watching a bath mat fighting with a boa constrictor.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
This is my absolute favorite Andrew quote. :thumbup:
I have to concur!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I've actually got the LP. Although I have yet to listen to it.
My favorite quote is after Archie is abused: "Why... you're a tough little faggot!"