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After It's battle with Kurt Russell The Thing found it's way to Gilligan's Island. Skipper was the 1st victim.
"You ain't milkin' my nips boy!"
"Skipper, I told you I wasn't certified as a surgeon for your coconut pacemaker implantation!"
"Sorry Skipper. I was watching Ginger and Mary Ann, and I was aiming for the bowl, but then you surprised me and..."
The Skipper attempts to use the trendy technique of sneezing into the crook of his arm . . . but something goes horribly wrong.
The hoirrible truth is that Gilligan and Skipper was Cojoined twins
Gilligan: For f***'s sake, Skipper! Cover your nose when you sneeze!
Skipper: Sorry I don't have a kleenex, little buddy. Lemme use your sleeve.
Gilligan: Jeezus H, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!