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I've seen this somewhere before but the idea of the game is have a conversation in song lyrics.  Just resond to the last person's post with something that works.  I'll start...

Hey you, out there in the cold Getting lonely, getting old Can you feel me?

Well, since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell. I'm down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel.

To get what you want, you've got to do it yourself.

So watcha watcha watcha want?

"I want shiny cars, dirty money and lotsa rock n' roll"

Is out of reach not good enough?  I don't know what the hell you want from me.

I want candy!

I smell sex and candy.

"Let me lick you up & down, 'til you say stop"

Stop ! In the name of love.

Love stinks.

I don't want your love to bring me down

Don't bring me down.. no, no, no, no.

Love lifts us up where we belong.

You belong among the wildflowers.

Listen to what the flower people say. 

They said, hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side.

Walk this way.

Walk like a man, my son.

Carry on my wayward son.

I'll try. Oh lord, I'll try to carry on.

"Can't keep from hangin' on, hangin' on"

We're hangin' tough, hangin' tough. 

Quote from: The DarkSider on August 14, 2009, 07:58:52 PM
We're hangin' tough, hangin' tough. 

"Hangin' tough...?"  "Hangin' tough...??" uh... oop, sorry...  :bouncegiggle:  :drink:

And the price is right, the cost of one admission is your mind.

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind.

Journey wil me into the mind of a maniac, doomed to be a killer since I came out the n*t sack...

Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, you're a nut!  crazier'n a coconut!

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely.

Talkin' bout my baby, she's some kind of wonderful

"she goes down, she goes down, all night long"

Ram it down, ram it down Razing the place to the ground

Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.

I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter

Come on baby light my fire. 

By the light of the silvery moon.

Everyone wishes for silver and gold.

Make a wish baby, and love will make it come true.

Girl, you know it's true.

I know this much is true.

Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies.

Hey, little liar, I believed in you.

I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried.

From The Moody Blues:

"Lovely to see you again, my friend,
Walk along with me to the next bend.
Tell us what you've seen in far away forgotten lands
Where empires have turned back to sand......"

"Nice to see you, hope you agree,
Lying in the sun.
Lovely weather, must climb a tree  :buggedout:
The show has just begun."

One for the money, two for the show, three for the lady on the radio.

Video killed the radio star

I want a girl who gets up early, I want a girl who stays up late -- I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
who uses a machete to cut through red tape!

I want a woman not some little girl who didn't grow up in daddy's big world

Thank heaven for little girls.

Please don't go girl

I go to extremes.

Jump in the shower
And the blood starts pumpin'
Out on the streets
The traffic starts jumpin'

Might as well jump.

Get out your seat and jump around...jump up jump up and get down.

"Down on your knees, down on your knees..."

36 D, so what?  D?  So what?
is that all that you've got?

I've got rhythm.

Rhythm is a dancer it's a source companion you can feel it everywhere

I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere.

Ain't no river wide enough to keep me getting to you, babe.

Cry me a river.

"the river of no return"

I've got many rivers to cross, but I can't seem to find my way over.

Over there! Over there! Spread the word! Spread the word over there!

Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares.

Who you gonna call ?

Call me, on the line. Call me, call me anytime.

Hello, is it me you're looking for ?

I've been looking for love in all the wrong places.

Love, the kind you clean with a mop and bucket.

It's disco love tonight. Make sure you look all right.

Right here, right now.

You're out of touch, I'm out of time

If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that Id like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you.

It's gonna take time. A whole lot of precious time.

Time won't give me time cuz time makes lovers feel like they've got something real

He's got something to live for. Something so real.

Thats the power of love. 

Love is a many splendored thing.

Can you feel the love tonight?

I feel good. I knew that I would.

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.
He's the one that makes ya feel all right.

I say, Doctor, Doctor. Mr. M.D. Can you tell me what's ailing me?

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.

It's the final countdown

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting.
All systems are go. Are you sure?
Control is not convinced,
but the computer has the evidence.
"No need to abort." The countdown starts

4 3 2 1
Earth below us
drifting falling
floating weightless
calling calling home

This is major Tom to ground control...

All systems gone!
Prepare for downcount!

5....4....3....1! Off blast!

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

Everybody's lonesome for somebody else;
Nobody's lonesome for me.

I'm so lonesome I could cry.

Just call out my name, and you know wherever I am, I'll be there...you got a friend. 

You know I hate to ask
But are 'friends' electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.   

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

We are Siamese, if you please.

I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
When I look at my china girl

My little Cherokee Maiden, I love her so.
And though we're far apart.
I know I'll never be tradin' my love for her,
For anybody else's heart.

"Cherokee - marching on the trail of tears."

Whoaaaaa, tears are falling...

"Falling off the edge of the world..."

Everybody wants to rule the world

"Can't be king of the world, if you're slave to the grind"

Workin' Slavin' every day...got get a break from the same old same old

"Same 'ol situation - I said no, no, no..."

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

Open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

These boots are made for walkin'.

I'm walkin' on sunshine.

I fell into a burnin' ring of fire.
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher.
It burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire,
The ring of fire.

Fire
I'll take you to burn.
Fire
I'll take you to learn.

Wheels on fire rolling down the road. Lets notify my next of kin this wheel shall explode.

Big wheels keeping turnin', Proud Mary keeps on burnin'...

Rollin', rollin', rollin',
Though the streams are swollen,
Keep them dogies rollin', rawhide.
Through rain and wind and weather,
Hell bent for leather,
Wishin' my gal was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
Good vittles, love, and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my ride.

"Ride The Rhino"

Ride my pony.

She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care.

If you want to ride, don't ride the white horse.

All my friends know the low rider.

All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

 :bluesad:

I ain't got nobody, and nobody cares for me.

You've got a friend.

A friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better...

We take all kinds of pills to give us all kinds of thrills.

"Obla di obla da life goes on, bra, la la how the life goes on..."

Que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be.
The future's not ours to see,
Que sera, sera

C'est la vie, thats life oh yeah. 

Goes to show you never can tell.

I hope I live to tell the secret I have learned until then, it will burn inside of me

Once I had a secret love
That lived within the heart of me.
All too soon my secret love
Became impatient to be free.

Secret lovers, thats what we are.  Trying so hard to hide they way we feel. 

Feelings. Nothing more than feelings.

Can you feel it?

I feel the earth move under my feet.

Heaven is a place on earth

Almost heaven, West Virginia,
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
Life is old there, older than the trees,
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze.

"All that I need's just to ride in the breeze - Savage"

They call me the breeze.

"They call me devil"

They call the wind Mariah.

Everyone knows it's Windy.

The wind cries Mary

"You're about as easy as a nuclear war!"

War? Huh! Good God y'all! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

I don't need your civil war

"I don't need your save my soul cure"

You saved my soul. You came along and took me out of the nighttime.

A-well-a bless my soul,
What's wrong with me?
Im itching like a man on a fuzzy tree.

There is unrest in the forest. There is trouble with the trees.

In the pines, in the pines where the sun doesn't shine.

Evil grows in the dark.

This gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark

"Fire your guns!"

Drop your guns, and raise your hands in the air.

Well, gun fighter, you think twice
Are you fast, you heed my advice
I drink whiskey, you say goodnight
I'll put an end, to this here fight you're a
Human target, In my eyes
I've got you, well in my sights

My shots are clean and my my shots are final
My shots are deadly and when it's done
You're as stiff as my smoking barrel
You're as dead as a desert night
You're a notch and I'm a legend
You're at peace and I must hide

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?

You fill up my senses, like a night in a forest.

Well if you ever go down to Wooley Swamp you better not go at night. 

Well, I'm going down to the swamp. Gonna watch me a hound dog catch a coon.

You ain't nothin' but a hou.. nah, too easy.

Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow
Lives a voodoo lady named Marie Laveau
Got a black cat's tooth and a Mojo bone
And anyone who wouldn't leave her alone
She'd go (growl) another man done gone.

She lives in a swamp in a hollow log
With a one-eyed snake and a three-legged dog
She's got a bent, bony body and stringy hair
If she ever seen y'all messin' 'round there
She'd go (growl) another man done gone.

I can remember the fourth of July, runnin' through the backwood bare.
And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin', chasin' down a hoodoo there

Forty days in the park. Everyday's the Fourth of July.

Just one day out of life, holiday, it would be...it would be so nice.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older. Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.

Wait, wait...I never had a chance to love you.

You're bringing on the heartbreak...

Shootin' at the walls of heartache, bang bang, I am the warrior.

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

"Fight, fight, for your rights"

Saturday night's alright for fightin'...

Amidst the upturned burned-out cars
The challengers await
And in their fists clutch iron bars
With which to seal his fate

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind

So take me away, I don't mind.
But you better promise me, I'll be back in time.
Gotta get back in time
Gotta get back in time
Get me back in time

"But your living in a time machine
and you can choose just who you are
Someone that you've never seen
Somewhere that you've never been"

I've been everywhere, man.

I'm a real nowhere man,
Living in a nowhere land,
Making all my nowhere plans,
For Nobody.

Wherever I may roam, where I lay my head is home. 

Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play.

It's good to touch the green green grass of home.

Our house, is a very very very fine house.

Built on foundations of steel

We built this city on rock and roll

Its only rock n roll but I like it

"I don't like spider & snakes"

Fear of the dark

I want to paint it black.

She dyes them black, black number one

"Red, crimson red, am I the invisible boy?"

Crimson and clover, over and over.

Say it over and over, yeah I wanna hear it again

I said over and over and over again, this dance is gonna be a drag.

If I had the chance to ask the world to dance then I'd be dancing with myself

Disco Boy, no one understands, but thank the lord that you still got hands
to help you do the jerkin' that'll blot out your disco sorrow.

Burn baby burn, diso inferno

"Babylon's burning baby, can't you see,
Babylon's burning with anxiety!"

The roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother f*cker burn

Smoke on the water. Fire in the sky.

You know that it would be untrue;
You know that I would be a liar,
If I were to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire.
But it's just the way I am.
You'll have to take it for a fact:
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac

I sweat gasoline and I p!ss fire cuz I'm the man

If you want to run cool, you've got to run on heavy fuel.

We were running with the night, playing in the shadows

I wear my sunglasses at night.

Hit those streets a runnin' and try to beat the masses...Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

She's got X~Ray eyes

These eyes cry every night for you.

She's got Bette Davis eyes.

Private eyes are watching you, they see your every move

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles. Oh yeah.

I'll see you on the other side

Take me to the other side.

"There's a hard road ahead, gonna wake up dead"

I dream about movies they won't make of me when I'm dead.

"And when I'm dead and gone, will they whore my image on?"

There'll be one child born in this world to carry on.

Probably the 2nd or 3rd song I ever remember hearing on the radio, opened with this monologue.

"There's an old Australian stockman lying dying. And he gets hinself up on one elbow. And he turns to his mates, who are gathered 'round, and he says . . ."

Then the song continues for several musical stanzas.

Rolfe Harris' "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport."

I come from a land down under

Under the boardwalk. Out of the sun.

I'm walking on sunshine,yeah,  gotta feel good. 

Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy.

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.

Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Heal the world, make it a better place

The world's getting smaller with every second we breathe.

all I need is the air that I breathe

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

They're coming to take me away, ha ha.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha.

I'm sailing away. Set an open course for the virgin sea.

Sailing
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be

"I ain't missing you"

Is it still over?
Are we still through?
Since my phone still ain't ringin',
I assume it still ain't you.

Operator, could you help me place this call?

I just called to say I love you

I'm calling Yoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ou!

Operator, this an emergency....Operator, my baby's hangin' up on me...

Mister telephone man, there's something wrong with my line, when I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time.

Jenny I got your number, I wanna make you mine

Hey baby, I'm your telephone man. You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can.

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passing by.

Stop! In the name of love,
Before you break my heart.
Think it over.

I think about you
Honey all the time my heart says yes

Quit playing games with my heart

And the rain keeps on falling in my heart.

Here comes the rain again.

Blame it on the rain  :lookingup:

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day

Tomorrow never knows

Tommorow, tommorow...I love ya tommorow...you're only a day away

I hate myself for loving you.

...And I hate everything about you

If you want money for people with minds that hate, all I can tell you is, brother, you'll have to wait.

I woke up this morin' and got myself a beer

I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow.

I've tried 'em all and it might sound queer, but my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.

I have got to stop drinking, because I'm dying inside.

I drink alone, yeah with nobody else

My bucket's got a hole in it. I can't buy no beer.

Brother, can you spare a dime?

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair and agony on me.

With a little luck we can help it out
We can make this whole damn thing work out

"Everybody's working for the weekend"

Workin' in a coal mine, goin' down down down.

You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go;
I owe my soul to the company store...

"Hey son, there's somethin' you 'oughta know. Well, I tell ya' Park Avenue leads to Skid Row"

At night I walk these stinkin' streets with the crazies on my block.  And I see the same old faces and I hear that same old talk...

Will I ever find love & peace of mind, on these streets again - will it ever end?"

I wanna reach out, and touch the flame...where the streets have no name.

"Reach out and touch faith"

Reach out and touch, somebody's hand.  Make this a better world if you can.

"I can make you feel good"

I feel good, I knew that I would. 

If I knew then oh what I know now,
We would never have drifted apart.
If I Had only taken your dream and made it part of mine.
If I knew then oh what I know now.

"Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon"

I'm leaving tommorow you'll be all alone.  All the love that we had I have quickly outgrown. 

"Now I'm standing alone in the night, and hopelessly wait for the dawn"

Sunrise, sunset.
Sunrise, sunset.
Swiftly go the days.
Sunrise, sunset.
You wake up, then you undress.
It always is the same.

We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time, oh no.

"Tie your boots up, down the road and toe the line"

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do;
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

"You'll be dancing on my grave, drinking with the devil"

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. 

If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance, and I'd be dancing with myself.

"Dancing with tears in my eyes"

There's a tear in my beer
'Cause I'm crying for you, dear.
You are on my lonely mind.

"You were always on mind, you were always on my mind..."

...With my mind on my money and my money on my mind...

"Money, its a gas. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash"

I can score you some coke and some grade one grass, but I can't get a gallon of gas.

Give me fuel give me fire give me that which I desire

Gimme some money
Gimme some money
Don't get me wrong
Try getting me right
Your face is ok but your purse is too tight
I'm looking for pound notes
Loose change
Bad checks, anything

Forget the drink just give me the money, you don't want to mess with me tonight.

Bartender leaned over, said "whaddaya want?"

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

Two-fifty for a highball and a buck and a half for a beer. Happy hour, happy hour, happy hour is here.

Hey Mr. Bartender, I'm feeling kinda low.  I've got time for one more round and a six pack to go.

Pop a top again
I just got time for one more round
Sit em up my friends
Then I'll be gone
Then you can let some other fool sit down

So let's sink another drink
cause it'll give me time to think.

You better think. Think about what you're trying to do to me.

I've been thinking about you

"And all of those things that you put me through"

So put me on a highway
And show me a sign
And take it to the limit one more time

Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway.  Lookin' for adventure, and whatever comes our way.

Nobody gonna take my car
Im gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
Its gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh its a killing machine

Feather-light suspension, coils just couldn't hold
I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors

Son, you just don't understand. It ain't the car I want. It's the brunette in your 'Vette that turns me on.

She keeps her motor clean
And believe me, you
She's a number thirteen

I was born in the soul of misery
Never had me a name
They just gave me the number when I was young.

"Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down."

A bad girl smoking in school,
breaking the rules acting real cool.
Talkin' 'bout all the rock boys,
back seat joys with some boy's toy.
At the girlschool, cause my baby broke all the rules.

Breaking all the rules
Can't you see they're nothing without you
Empty heads full of fools
Now you see
I'm breaking all the rules, breakin all the rules

Breakin' the law, breakin' the law

It was against the law, what mama saw. It was against the law.

Mama she raised no fool...she did not raise no fool.

"All I learned at school, was how to bend and break the rules"

Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school

We don't need no education.

I'm gonna send you back to b***h school

Mama I don't want to go to school today, I think I'll just go outside and play.

Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll

Mama used to say alla time.

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.
Whatta you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddappa you face!

Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

Mother....I was wrong.

Mama I'm coming home.

Home is where the heart is

The old hometown looks the same, as I step down from the train.

Train kept a rollin' all night long

I hear that train a comin'.

Stop that train I wanna get off

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.

"Help me someone help me please!"

I'll send an SOS to the world.

"Danger, danger, high voltage!"

High voltage rock and roll.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Connections tight
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Make you feel alright
Can you feel it gettin' hot?

Party people all around me, feeling hot hot hot.

Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on.

When it cools off you're teasin'

She's so cold I dare not touch her my hand just froze

In anger unkind words are said that make the teardrops start.
Why can't I free your doubtful mind, and melt your cold, cold heart?

Cold cold heart. Hard done by you. Some things look better, baby, just passin' through.

Girl, I think you're so sexy, sexy, sexy...Cold blooded

I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I got a fever of a hundred and three.

You give me fever when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight.

I've got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu.

He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B.

That's why they call me
Bad company,
Oh, I can't deny
Bad, Bad company
'Til the day I die.

I'm bad, I'm bad you know it.

If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a... bad boy

She's a good girl,loves her mamma, loves je -sus, and america too.She's a good girl, crazy 'bout elvis, loves horses, and her boyfriend too

Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere.

Where do bad folks go when they die?  They don't go to heaven where the angels fly.

They say in heaven love comes first, we'll make heaven a place on earth.

Would you know my name if I saw you in heaven?

Hello. I love you,
Won't you tell me your name?

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIID! Kid Rock!

Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me.

I heard it on the airwaves, politicians are now DJS.

But the music that they constantly play, says nothing to me about my life

Go ahead with your own life. Leave me alone.

I ain't missing you at all since you've been gone away

I'll find someone new

I found a new friend underneath my pillow.

Undercover angel. Midnight fantasy.

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Two minutes til midnight, to kill the unborn in the womb.

Midnight at the oasis, send your camel to bed.

After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down.

When it's twelve o'clock,
We climb the stair,
We never knock,
For nobody's there . . .

Just me and my shadow,
All alone and feelin' blue . . .

You left me here on your way to paradise;
You pulled the rug right out from under my life.
I know where you're going to, I knew when you came home last night.
'Cuz your eyes have a mist of a smoke from a distant fire.

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise

You're the devil in disguise.

Every single one of us has the devil inside. 

Speak of the devil
He's no friend of mine
To turn from him
Is what we have in mind

Hell awaits...

Hell ain't a bad place to be.

We gotta get out of this place
'Cause girl, there's a better life for me and you

Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way.

We have to believe we are magic, nothing can stand in our way.

Stand in the place where you live.

live and let die.

Oh death, oh death, won't you spare me over for another year?

The years went rollin' by. Heavy metal and glitter rock had caught the public eye.

Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk,
It's still rock and roll to me.

It's gotta be rock and roll music if you wanna dance with me.

I wanna dance with somebody...with somebody who loves me. 

Everybody loves somebody sometime.

Sometimes
Only sometimes
I question everything
And I'm the first to admit
If you catch me in a mood like this
I can be tiring
Even embarrassing

I got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher  :teddyr:

My teacher tried to tell me that I'd never succeed in the world of business.
I said that's OK teacher, 'cause I never did want to give anybody the business, no.

Back when I was goin' to school,
I never learned a thing
All I did was daydream,
a-waitin' for the bell to ring
I had a certain teacher,
I always tried to impress her
When she stood up in the classroom,
I would mentally undress her

When I was goin' to high school, in my late twenties,
cigarettes and booze was takin' most of my money.
So I got a factory job, away from them grades,
'cause that's the only way, man, you'll ever have it made.

Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women:
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.

Before the breathing air is gone,
Before the sun is just a bright spot in the nighttime,
Out where the rivers like to run,
I stand alone and take back something worth remembering.

Do You Remember
When We Fell In Love
We Were Young
And Innocent Then
Do You Remember
How It All Began
It Just Seemed Like Heaven
So Why Did It End?

It was the third of September. That day I'll always remember.

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

Those were the days, my friend. I thought they'd never end.

When I was seventeen, it was a very good year.

She's only 17, the girl she gives me love like I've never seen.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older. Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.

Well I've been 'fraid of changin'
'Cause I build my life around you,
But time makes you bolder, children get older,
I'm getting older too

Why did I give my heart so fast?
It never will happen again.
But I was a mere lad of sixteen;
I've aged a year since then.

Every time that I look in the mirror, all these lines in my face gettin' clearer. The past is gone.

I'm starting with the man in the mirror.  I'm asking him to change his ways. 

She's got a way about her. I don't know what it is, but I know that I can't live without her.

I can't live without your love and affection,
I can't face another night on my own.
I'd give up my pride, to save me from being alone
I can't live without your love.

I had conquered the world, but one thing did not have.
Without love, I had nothing, nothing at all.

You say it best when you say nothing at all.

Hush Hush, settle down now...voices carry

Carry on, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done.

We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell.
And maybe we'll come back,
To Earth, who can tell.
I guess there is no one to blame;
We're leaving ground.
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown.

Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft
You've been observing our earth
And we'd like to make a contact with you
We are your friends

Is there life on mars ?

We take your weak resistance
Throw it in your face
We need no introduction
For mass annihilation

Teenagers from Mars
And we don't care

I'm a stranger here, in this place called Earth. I've been sent down here to discover the worth of your little blue planet, third from the sun. Come on and show me what you've done.

I got a brand new girlfriend.
We went and jumped off the deep end,
Flew out to LA for the weekend,
Spent the whole day lyin' on the beach,
Wearin' nothin' but a smile,
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'.

Hold me, kiss me, thrill me, kill me....

Hold me baby, drive me crazy
Touch me all night long
Make me love you, kiss and hug you
Touch me all night long

I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
and I'd like to check you for ticks

In the sticks
Well it's you and me baby
And I ain't no coutnry hick
But me and the city we just don't mix
Dancin' on a moonbeam

It's a marvelous night for a moondance.

Midnight mover my star so bright
We'll dance dirty and tip to the light

Midnight, images of you. You slipped, slipped into my room.

To hide behind this fear of running
Unto you
Please let there be light
In a darkened room

Fear of the dark.

Touch by touch - little by little
I'll unchain your heart
Don't be afraid of the dark

I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark
Whistling in the dark
Whistling in the dark

Whistle while you work.

Workin 9 to 5
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin by
It's all takin
And no givin'

Take this job and shove it;
I ain't workin' here no more.

Somebody tell me, why I work so hard for you. Work to give you money.

I'm layin' pipe, all night long
Layin' pipe, I'm workin' so hard
Layin' pipe, all night long
Layin' pipe to satisfy that woman.

I want a woman, not some little girl
Who had to grow up in daddy's big world

But I think it's gonna be all right
'Cause I found a little girl last night
And she said you better just move on in

Down, down, deeper and down

It was sad when that great ship went down.

Don't hang around and let your problems surround you.
There are movie shows - down town.

Heads down in tinsel town

It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough.

For we need a little Christmas right this very minute. Candles in the window, carols at the spinet. Yes, we need a little Christmas right this very minute.

It hasn't snowed a single flurry but Santa, dear, we're in a hurry!

It's Christmas time again, time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year.

People are strange, when you're a stranger.

We were strangers in the night
Up to the moment
When we said our first hello.

Beware of a tall dark stranger if he comes ridin' into your town.
A tall dark stranger is danger (danger) so don't let no stranger hang around.

Stranger in strange land
Land of ice and snow
Trapped here in this prison
Lost and far from home

Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice

Ice, ice baby  :teddyr:

Hit me baby one more time.

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me.
He's waving me over so he can hit me.
But I don't know that guy
But I'm not going over there
Some crazy bastard wants to hit me.

Hit me with your best shot, fire away.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Don't turn around, uh oh.
Der Komissar's in town, uh oh.

A neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon.
Uh oh.
Spaghetti-Os.

I'll meet you any time you want, in our Italian restaurant.

When the moon hits your eye like a big-a-pizza-pie thats amore.

I'm the man in the moon...

I'm the man in the box

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

I want to get physical...let me hear your body talk. 

She's a brick.....house. She's the one, the only one,who's built like an amazon.

I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny.

She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
Eating me outta house and home.
Her booty size well it outta be illegal.
She has a had time sitting on the throne.

I love you even if your feet's too big.

Step by step, oooh baby, gonna get to you girl.

Ooh, baby, I think I love you
From head to toe

I think I love you,
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for.

Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you

I could drink a case of you darling
And I would still be on my feet

One pill makes you larger,
And one pill makes you small.
And the ones that your mother gave you
Don't do anything at all.

We take all kinds of pills to give us all kinds of thrills.

I'm as bad as they come,
Number 2 to no one.
I've got looks, I've got brains, and I'm breaking these chains.

You've got the brawn, I've got the brains lets make lots of money.

The smell of green I stack my dollars high
Intoxicating, my mind's wreaking havoc
A famous face, I get what you can't buy

Money can't buy me love.

Money, its a crime. Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.

She's my cherry pie,
Put a smile on ya' face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to ya' eye
Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah!

The worst pies in London,
Even that's polite!
The worst pies in London,
If you doubt it, take a bite!
Is that just disgusting?
You have to concede it!
It's nothing but crusting!
Here, drink this, you'll need it!
The worst pies in London.

Running through the streets of London!
Werewolves in London...

London calling to the faraway towns
Now that war is declared-and battle come down

After the war, what are we fighting for?

Bot of us knowing, love is a battlefield.

The Battle
The War
The Battle
1,2,3..Go!

When I fight authority, authority always wins.

Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood
Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because...

I AM THE LAW!

I got my twelve gauge sawed off.
I got my headlights turned off.
I'm 'bout to bust some shots off.
I'm 'bout to dust some cops off.

The dream police, they live inside of my head. The dream police, they come to me in my bed.

If you leave, I won't cry.
I won't waste one single day.
But if you leave, don't look back.
I'll be running the other way-ay.

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

My girl wants to party all the time.

Up all night, sleep all day
Aw baby we could stay up
24 hours a day...

I hear the secrets that you keep...when you're talking in your sleep.

Once I had a secret love
That lived within the heart of me
All too soon my secret love
Became impatient to be free

God knows I want to break free.

Dont need nobody
To hold or tie me down
I broke the chains
So let me be
Ive gotta be free

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose,
Nothing don't mean nothing honey if it ain't free, now now.

I, I who have nothing. I, I who have no one.
Adore you and want you so.
I'm just a no one with nothing to give you but, oh...
I love you.

Oh no...don't go...don't leave me lonely.

Don't say you love me
I've heard it all before, yeah

Its got what it takes, so tell me why can't this be love?

Because the night belongs to lovers

We were running with the night, playing in the shadows.

There's a new horizon
That we're both headed to
It's out there in the distance
And it's playing our tune
Running away!

When you gotta crush, don't beat around the bush, when I gotta crush run run away.

Crush 'em!

Another one bites the dust.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind.

Everyone knows it's Windy.

But it's raining in my heart...

Turn on your heart light. Let it shine wherever you go.

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.

Boom Boom, Out Go The Lights

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.

I said Georgia, oh Georgia, no peace I find.
Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind.

I'm losing my mind, get outta my brain

Insane in the membrane...insane in the brain.

Boom boom! Ain't it great to be crazy?!
Boom boom! Ain't it great to be crazy?!

How can I be sure..
In a world that's constantly changing
How can I be sure..
I'll be sure with you.

I can't live with or without you.

Go ahead with your own life. Leave me alone.

Lord, lord, lord.
We've got nothing but trouble.
I've done all I can do today,
So bartender, pour me a double right now.
But I'm not gonna let it bother me tonight.
I'm not gonna let it bother me tonight.
Tomorrow I might go as far as suicide,
But I'm not gonna let it bother me tonight.
-Atlanta Rhythm Section, "I'm Not Gonna Let It Bother Me Tonight"

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

Wine is fine
But whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink

You went away and left me a long, time ago.
And now you're knocking on my door.
I hear you knocking, but you can't come in.
I hear you knocking, go back where you been.

Can you hear me knocking, on your window?

Oh my darlin',
knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no.

Who can it be knocking at my door?  Go away...don't come round here no more.

Yeah, well, it's all right, all right
Once you get past the pain.
You're bound to find your love again.
Just keep your heart open 'cause
Love will find a way.
--Pablo Cruise

I haven't got time for the pain

Come on Baby, make it hurt so good.

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your mommas back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When somethings going wrong
You must whip it

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just 5'9", beautiful, tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
Cause that long cool woman had it a-all

Woman
Never before
Without a word
I hear so much
Woman
Under the spell
Every sin
Holy in your touch

Feels like, I'm walking on holy water.  Feels like I'm walking on sacred ground.

Feels like I've been here before!
Feels like I've been here before!

Erase and rewind cos I'll be changing my mind.

Change your mind, you can change your mind.
I'll be glad to let you, even if you walk away.

She told me to walk this way.

Your dark side's calling, nothing is real
She'll never know just how I feel
From out of the darkness she walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy, makes me feel so mean
Ain't nothing gonna save you from a love that's blind
You slip to the dark side and cross that line
On the dark side, oh yeah.
On the dark side, oh yeah.

I'm gonna take you away
Out from this world
Into the darkside
Where we live
I'm gonna take you away
Out from this world
Into the darkside
For a while
But in the end we will burn

You've worked hard and you saved and earned
But all of it's going to burn
And your mind, your tiny mind, you know you're really been so blind
Now's your time, burn your mind, you've fallen far too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're gonna burn
Fire
I'll take you to burn
Fire
I'll take you to learn
I'll see you burn

They give you fever
When you kiss them
Fever if you live and learn.
Fever!
'Till you sizzle
But what a lovely way to burn.

Burn baby burn. Disco Inferno. Burn baby burn. Burn the mother down.

Word to your mother.

Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to understand
Oh mother

Mama told me not to come. That ain't the way to have fun.

Oo feeling fine mama
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine mama
Oo Feeling good mama
They took my money like I knew they would

You've told me lies, you've made me cry, but I can't stand to say goodbye...mama I'm coming home...

When lonely days turn to lonely nights
You take a trip to the city lights
And take the long way home

Wasted days and wasted nights. I have left for you behind. For you don't belong to me, your heart belongs to someone else.

I left my heart in San Francisco.

Are you going to San Francisco?

We built this city on rock and roll.

And that sweet city woman, she moves through the light
Controlling my mind and my soul.
When you reach out for me, yeah, and the feeling is right
Then I get night fever, night fever, we know how to do it.
Gimme that night fever, night fever, we know how to show it.

Fever, when you kiss me fever all through the night.

Night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

Monday, Monday...can't trust that day.

I don't like Mondays.

Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday a Monday a Monday
is very very good
Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday a Tuesday a Tuesday
in fact I wish you would
Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday a Thursday a
Friday and Saturday is best
But never ever on a Sunday a Sunday a Sunday
cause that's my day of rest

Its just another manic Monday.  I wish it was Sunday...my "I don't have to run day".

Running on empty. Running blind. Running into the sun, but I'm running behind.

'Cause I'm running with a gun and it isn't any fun as a fugitive

When the feelings right I'm gonna run all night, I'm gonna run to you.

'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

I was born under a black sign...

we can make the beast with two backs baby,
with a heart as black as my love
I'm gonna wrap my anger inside my pain until it shakes the skies above

I gotta black magic woman...

Black Betty had a child
The damn thing gone wild

Black is black
I want my baby back.
It's grey, it's grey
Since she went away, oh-oh.
What can I do?
Cause I-hi, I feel blue.

There's a place where lovers go
to cry their troubles away.
And they call it Lonesome Town.
Where the broken hearts stay.

This ain't a song for the brokenhearted. No silent prayer for the faith departed.

Yes I've gotta have faith...
Faith F-Faith F-Faith

Faith: you know you're gonna live thru the rain
Lord you got to keep the faith
Faith: don't let your love turn to hate
Right now we got to keep the faith
Faith: now it's not too late
Try to hold on, trying to hold on
Keep the faith

I never felt the desire
'Til their music set me on fire
Then I was saved, yeah
That's why I'm keeping the faith

Put my faith in god my trust in you now theres nothing more f*cked up I could do. 

Then I saw her face, now Im a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.

They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you

Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue

They're all alive in old movies
We see them even though they're gone

'Cause celluloid heroes never really die.

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight.
Must've been something you said.
I just died in your arms tonight.

Baby come to me, let me put my arms around you this was meant to be.

So now I come to you, with open arms
Nothing to hide, believe what I say
So here I am with open arms
Hoping you'll see what your love means to me

I want to love you, squeeze you,
Wrap my arms around you
I want to tease you, please you,
I just can't get enough.
And if you move real slow, I'll let it go..
I'm so excited
And I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

Oh the night is my world
City light painted girls
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
In the night no control
Through the wall something breaking
Wearing white as you're walking
Down the street of my soul

I'm a soul man.

God bless my soul here he comes now
The man with the most how does he do it?
Sure he's got style he's so heavy
He's a trip can do anything
Anything anything
He's my soul brother

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

My lean baby - tall and thin
Five feet seven - of bones and skin
But when she tells me maybe she loves me
I feel as mellow as a fellow can be

Have you never been mellow?
Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?

They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly)

There's a yellow rose in Texas.

The stars at night
Are big and bright
Deep in the heart of Texas.

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love and then softly leave
And its me you need to show
How deep is your love

Don't ask me for my heart and soul. My love is only skin deep.

Give a little bit of heart and soul and don't you make me beg for more.

Celia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Come on home

Layla, you got me on my knees. Layla, I'm beggin' darlin' please. Layla, darlin' won't you ease my worried mind.

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

If I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will...

Ah, push it - push it good.  Ah, push it - push it real good.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

I like bit butts and I can not lie

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round.

Keep on rockin' in the free world.

I'm back in the USSR, you don't know how lucky you are.

Unlucky at love, at least that's what they say.
He lost his head and he gambled his heart away.
He's gonna spend until there's nothing left.
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the coooost..

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever,
And don't forget the joker!

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

Everybody hurts sometimes.

Change your heart.
Look around you.
Change your heart.
It will astound you.
I need your loving.
Ooh, like the sunshine.
And everybody's got to learn sometime.
Everybody's got to learn sometime.
Everybody's got to learn sometime.

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high

And the Colorado Rocky Mountain High,
I've seen it raining fire in the sky
You can talk to God and listen to the casual reply.
Rocky Mountain High

I wanna be high, so high.
I wanna be free to know the things I do are right.
I wanna be free, just me, oh babe..

Ooh!

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom, then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high, I got high, I got high.

FAME !
I want to live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly - HIGH !

Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun! (Give 'er the gun now!)
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under,
Off with one heckuva roar!
We live in fame or go down in flame.
Hey! Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!

Up! Down! Flying Around.
Looping The Loop And Defying The Ground.
They're All, Frightfully Keen
Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines.

They Can Fly Upside Down With Their Feet In The Air.
They Don't Think Of Danger. They Really Don't Care.
Newton Would Think He Had Made A Mistake.
To See Those Young Men And The Chances They Take.

Take these broken wings and learn to fly again, learn to live so free.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
You gotta have something if you want to be with me.

Something in the way she moves attracts me like no other lover.

What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover.  Somebody with eyes for me who doesn't notice all the others.

Her hair is Harlow gold, her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll turn the music on you, you won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow, she got Bette Davis eyes

I look at you and I fantasize
You're mine tonight
Now I've got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch.

Aw, man. I had a verse from Thirsty Ears all ready to post.

OK, here goes.

I'm glad you've got lots of money, Gracie
'Cause you're so scuzzy, you make my b***s contract
Although you've got no body and no face
You don't care if we love ya
For nothin' but your money
Dear old Grace

Princess Grace!  Peyton Place!  Trouble in the Suez!
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.

Romeo and juliet, samson and delilah
Baby you can bet their love they didn't deny
Your words say split but your words they lie
`cause when we kiss, fire

And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

I've been putting out fire---with gasoline!

If you want to run cool, you've got to run on heavy fuel.

Baby, we were born to run.

I was born in a small town.

We're living here in Allentown
And they're closing all the factories down
Out in Bethlehem they're killing time
Filling out forms, standing in line

O little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie...

In the still of the night
I held you, held you tight

You really got a hold on me.

Hold on
Nothing's the same
Tell me why I feel this way

I've been drifting on a sea of heartbreak
Trying to get myself ashore, for so long
For so long.
Listening to the strangest stories
Wondering how it all went wrong
For so long, for so long.
Now hold on, hold on, hold on to what you got.
Hold on, hold on, hold on to what you got.

With only fear and good judgement
Holding us back
We sailed out on the Northern Sea
With a boat load of crazy people
Including the shotgun and me

I said,Shotgun shoot em for he runs now
Do the jerk baby
Do the jerk now

Do the move with quirky jerk.  Shake it up

Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your booty!

Do the hippy hippy shake. 

Shake it baby, shake it all you can tonight.
Go on and, break it baby, break it all you can tonight.
'Cause it won't last forever.
Do it for worse or for better.
Give a boy something to dream on later..

Shake it baby, shake it
Shake it all you can
Shake it like a milkshake
And put it in a can

Baby girl shake that thang a lil' deeper
Saw the numbers on my beeper now you
Know that I'm a keep her sneak around on the
East side border town baby mama drama boy it's still goin'
Down give me the numbers I'm gone put it on lock
You so fine when you rock it girl you makin' me hot
Now stop it, you need to stop it
I see you when you pop it
That must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that

Lets dance, lets shout...shake your body down to the ground. 

Well, can I take your order?
Yeah, my wife would like a shake.
Well, which one would you like?  We have chicken, pork, or steak.
Huh?
We also have the flavor of the month, Turkey Jerky.
So which one will it be?
Um, I think that you misheard me.
Oh?
Maybe I spoke too soft, or maybe you just didn't listen.
You said you wanted a shake..
Yeah, but then you mentioned chicken!
Yeah, or steak or pork or Turkey Jerky!
Wait, now I'm confused.
Oh, I see you're not familiar with the ingredients we use..

"Drive Thru" by Ugly Duckling

Just eat it.

At'sa matter, at'sa matter??
Hey!!
At'sa matter for you?
You eata my ravioli
And my pasta fagiole too
I'mma give you caccitore
And a pizza that's good to chew
At'sa matter you no like-a me??
Hey!!!
At'sa matter for you??

Whatsa matter you, hey
Gotta no respect
Whatta ya think you do?
Why you looka so sad?
Itsa not so bad
Itsa nicea place
Ah, shutuppa you face!

He said shut up
Oh God can't you keep it down
Voices carry

I think we're alone now;
The beating of our hearts is the only sound.

Alone again, naturally.

They're gonna put me in the movies
They're gonna make a big star out of me
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
And all I have to do is act naturally

Everybody knows when you go to the show, you can't take the kids along.
You've gotta read the paper and know the code of G, PG and R and X.
And you gotta know what the movie's about before you even go.
Tex Ritter's gone and Disney's dead and the screen is filled with sex.

Sex is natural sex is good, not everybody does but everybody should.

She's a sexy girl, sexy girl, sexy girl,
She's a very sexy girl.

Glenn Frey

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother

Good girls don't
Good girls don't
They should be tellin' you
Good girls don't, but I do.

Good girls go to heaven
But the bad girls go everywhere

Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
Always gettin' so restless, nothin' but trouble

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I'm bad, I'm bad ya know it.

Quote from: The DarkSider on November 06, 2009, 12:01:11 PM
I'm bad, I'm bad ya know it.

With reply #666, you must be bad. :teddyr:

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the sinners are much more fun...

you know that only the good die young

Looked toward the heavens
On a dark and stormy winter afternoon
Something in the air was oh so rare
I'm not really sure what it was
But I know for sure that it's still right there

Hear the salvation army band
Down by the riverside, it's bound to be a better ride
Than what you've got planned
Carry your cup in your hand
And look around, leaves are brown now
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter

Out in the streets, it's 6AM
Another sleepless night.
3 cups of coffee, but I can't clear my head
From what went down last night.
I know we both have our own little ways
But somehow we keep it together.
You hear me talkin', but you don't hear what I say
I guess it don't even matter.
Blue morning, blue day
Won't you see things my way?
Blue morning, can't you see
What your love has done to me.

Here I am, at six o'clock in the morning
Still thinking about you
It's still hard, at six o'clock in the morning
To sleep without you

She says baby, its 3AM I must be lonely.

Only the lonely know why I cry, only the lonely.

I'm just a lonely boy
Lonely and blue

Hear that lonesome whippoorwill?
He sounds too blue to fly.
The midnight train is whining low:
I'm so lonesome I could cry.

He's leavin' on that midnight train to Georgia.

I'm leavin' on a jet plane;
Don't know when I'll be back again.

Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black

She walks these hills in a long black veil...

Walking on, walking on broken glass.

Dancing on glass
Never goin' back...

I'm never comin' back
I'm leavin' here for sure

If you leave, I won't cry.  I won't waste one single day.

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive

And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger

Jump, jump, jump on the tiger
You can see stripes, but you know he's mean
Oh, don't you see what I mean?

I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see;
I won't be much when you get through with me.

That's neat, that's neat, that's neat
I really love your tiger feet...

Your feet's too big
Don't wantcha, 'cause ya feet's too big
Mad at you, 'cause your feet's too big
I hate you, 'cause your feet's too big

My baby she's long, my baby she's tall
She sleeps with her head in the kitchen and her big feet out in the hall.

Long tall Sally, she's real sweet
She's got everything that Uncle John needs.

Lay down Sally,
And rest here in my arms.
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down Sally,
There's no need to leave so soon.
I've been trying all night long just to talk with you.

Always talkin' bout things that nobody cares.  Wearin' other things that nobody wears. 

Might as well go for soda; nobody hurts and nobody cries
Might as well go for soda; nobody drowns and nobody dies

Iiiiiii... ain't got noboooody.
Nobody
Cares for me, nobody, nobody, cares for me.
Iiiiii'm so sad and looonely.
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely.
Won't some sweet mama
Come take a chance with me, 'cause I ain't so bad.

Just a Gigolo, David Lee Roth

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad...

You're no good, you're no good, you're no good...baby you're no good.

I was never any good at loving you
I was never any good at coming through for you
You're going to feel much better
When you cut me loose forever
I was never any good
Never any good
I was never any good at loving you

And I'm gonna keep on loving you.
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do.
I don't want to sleep
I just want to keep on loving you...

Loving you is easy cuz you're beautiful...do do do do...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You are so beautiful
To me
Can't you see?

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles. Oh yeah.

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the guy who walked 1,000 miles to lie down at your door.

I'm walkin', yes indeed, and I'm talkin' bout you and me
I'm hopin' that you'll come back to me

I'll never be your beast of burden.  I've walked for miles, my feet are hurtin'.

You won't see a cop walkin on the beat
You only see him drivin cars on the street
You won't see a kid walkin home from school
Their mothers pick them up in a car pool

Walking in LA
Walking in LA
Nobody walks in LA

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
La la la la life goes on...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
La la how the life goes on.

I don't care
What you say anymore
This is my life
Go ahead with your own life
Leave me alone

I hear the ticking of the clock,
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark.
I wonder where you are tonight,
No answer on the telephone.

And the night goes by so very slow.
Oh, I hope that it won't end, though.
Alone.

Till now, I always got by on my own.
I never really cared until I met you.
And now it chills me to the bone.
How do I get you alone?
How do I get you alone?

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Cause I'm a liar
Yeah I'm a liar
I'll tear your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul

She's just a devil woman, with evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you
She's just a devil woman, with evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you from behind

I got a kindhearted woman do anything in this world for me. But these evilhearted women, man, they will not let me be.

Whoaaaa here she comes, watch out boy she'll chew you up.  Whoaaaa here she comes, she's a maneater.

She's ferocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man.
I am a real American, Fight for what's right - fight for your life!

What you fiiind out
What you feeel now
What you knooow.. oh, oh, oh
To be real!

Nothing seems real, you soon will feel
The world we live in is another skald´s
Dream in the shadows

Have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the shadow
Have you had another, baby, standing in the shadow?

Sometimes I feel like a motherless child
A long, long way from home.

Homeless child
homeless child
what is left
for the homeless child

Little child dry your crying eyes
how can I explain the fear you feel inside
cause you were born
into this evil world where man is killing man but no one knows just why

I can taste the fear.
Lift me up and take me out of here.
Don't wanna fight, don't wanna die,
Just wanna hear you cry.

i wondered if you had died, or perhaps were still alive
then a sound came so sweet that it almost brought me to my knees
you started crying
its fun to be there when your dying, nadia

The tears all falling to the floor...but you won't catch me crying anymore.

I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Your love is sweet misery
I was cryin' just to get you
Now I'm dyin' cause I let you
Do what you do to me

Oh, oh, oh,
Jamie's crying.

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
You knew you'd never keep

Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feeling
Streetlight people

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Long Tall Sally she's built for speed
Got everything that Uncle John needs.

There was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar
an' long tall glasses with wine up to yar
An' then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair
He said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire

Lets dance, put on your red shoes and dance the blues

My grandpa, he's 95
And he keeps on dancin'
He's still alive

We get it almost every night.
When that moon gets so big and bright, it's supernatural delight.
Everybody, we're dancing in the moonlight.

Moonlight becomes you, it goes with your hair
You certainly know the right thing to wear
Moonlight becomes you, I'm thrilled at the sight
And I could get so romantic tonight

Moonlight feels right

There's a warm wind blowin' the moon around

We like the moon
'Cause it is close to us
We like the moon
But not as much as a spoon
'Cause that's more use for eating soup
And a fork isn't very useful for that
Unless it has got many vegetables
And then you might be better off with a
Chopstick

Vegetables live in oppression,
served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.

Salads are only for murderers,
coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings,
just cause a radish can't scream.

I want my baby back, baby back,baby back,baby back...Chilis...baby back ribs.

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone, gone, gone

I wanna know why they're gone in the morning
I feel alone when they're gone in the morning
I wanna know why they're gone in the morning

Well, you wake up in the morning
You hear the work bell ring
And they march you to the table
You see the same old thing
Ain't no food upon the table
There's no pork up in the pan
But you better not complain, boy
You'll get in trouble with the man

A man got his woman
To take his seed.
He got the power oh,
She got the need.
She spends her life through
Pleasing other men.
Feeds 'em dinner oh,
Anything she can.
She cries alone at night too often,
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all.
Only women bleed, only women bleed, only women bleeeed.. only women bleed.

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday

Sunday morning, praise the dawning,
It's just a restless feeling by my side.

On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down.

On the sidewalk, one Sunday mornin'
Lies a body oozin' life
Someone's sneakin' round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

Watch where you walk, 'cause
the sidewalks talk
You better watch what you do, what you do
'Cause the sidewalk talk
can get carried away
You better watch what you say, what you say

Everybody's talkin 'bout pop music

Talk to me baby, converse with me now
You know I really think you oughta
Tell me you love me, show me now
You know I really think you oughta

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Like I want you to!

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Girl! girl! girl!

I love you so hard now I'm crying for you!

My tears no longer waiting, my resistance ain't that strong
My mind keeps recreating a life with you alone
And I'm tired of pretending I don't love you anymore

Then I knew she was pretending
That she knew the plan.
And I knew she was pretending
Pretending to understand.

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well
My need is such; I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell.

My one and only prayer, is that some day, you'll care
My hopes, my dreams come true, my one and only you
No one will ever know, how much I love you so
My only prayer will be, some day you'll care for me
But it's only make believe

Pretend you're happy when you're blue
It isn't very hard to do
And you'll find happiness without an end
Whenever you pretend

If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it
And you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands

Sane, sane, they're all insane,
Fireman's blind, the conductor is lame
A Cincinnati jacket and a sad-luck dame
Hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
Clap hands, clap hands, clap hands, clap hands.

Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow?
Who else is gonna bring you a bottle of rain?
There he goes moving across the water
There he goes turning my whole world around

Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

I can't drive 55.

She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

Drive, push it to the floor till the engine screams
Drive, driving like the demon that drives your dreams
You're on a hard road, nobody cares if you hit the brakes
You've got to think fast, keep it in gear, one slip is all it takes

Fast and furious
We ride the universe
To carve a road for us
That slices every curve in sight
We accelerate,
No time to hesitate
This load will detonate
Whoever would
Contend its right

Dead Man's Curve, it's no place to play
Dead Man's Curve, you must keep away
Dead Man's Curve, I can hear 'em say:
"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve"

It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . .
(Don't run away it's only me)

The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash. 

And though the past has it's share of injustice
Kind was the spirit in many a way
But it's protectors and friends have been sleeping
Now it's a monster and will not obey

Justice is lost, justice is raped, justice is gone...pulling your strings justice is done. 

It's the hammer of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land..

Bang bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down on his head
Bang bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead

Bang Bang!
On the door, baby!
Bang Bang!
On the door!
Bang Bang!
On the door, baby!
Bang Bang!
YOU'RE WHAT??
Tiiiiiiiin roof!  Rusted!
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Love baby, that's where it's at
Kissing and a-hugging, dancin' and a-lovin' at the looooove shack.

Open the door, Richard
Open the door and let me in
Open the door, Richard
Richard, why don't you open that door

Someone's knockin' at the door
Sombody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Sombody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour,
open the door
and let 'em in

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's Bells

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
"God is not dead, nor doth he sleep;
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail,
With peace on earth, good will to men."

(Could not resist.  Time of year and all... :wink: )

All we are saying is give peace a chance.

Make love not war sounds so absurd to me.  We can't afford to say these words like this.  Or else our world will truly rest in peace.

I'm never gonna make it without you
Do you really want to see me crawl
And I'm never gonna make it like you do
Making love out of nothing at all

It was nothing at all
Like anything I had felt before
It was nothing at all
Though we both know it's so much more
No one else has ever made me feel this way
When I ask you how you did it, you just say..
It was nothing at all.

The way you make me feel
It really turns me on
You knock me off my feet
My lonely days are gone

No more lonely nights. You're my guiding light.  Day or night I'm always there.

I'm gonna follow you around
I'm gonna wear you down
I don't want to alienate you
You've got as long as it might take you
Things come in ones, and double up to two
Don't wanna rain on your procession
Only seeking your obsession

You're my obesssion, who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?

A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita's all I need,
A little bit of Tina's all I see.
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long.
A little bit of Jessica here I am.

Come a little bit closer,
You're my kind of man so big and so strong.
Come a little bit closer,
I'm all alone and the night is so long.

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

We don't need another hero.
We don't need to know the way home.
All we want is life beyond Thunderdome.

Flash a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Flash
He'll save every one of us
Flash
He's a miracle
Flash
King of the impossible

I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas gas gas!

Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?

Might as well jump. Jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.

Daddy mac will make you jump jump

Jimmy Mack, Jimmy
Oh, Jimmy Mack
When are you comin' back?

Won't you come home, Bill Bailey, won't you come home?
I've moaned the whole night long.
I'll do the cookin', honey, I'll pay the rent;
I know I done you wrong.

Hey, oh won't you play another somebody done somebody wrong song?

I was wrong, self destructions got me again.

Wrong
I should have known it all along
When the future looks too bright
Can't be anything but right
Wrong

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

We're together baby,
I was going crazy till the miracle came through.
Now you're here I'm feeling so good,
and baby they'll be dancing in the streets

for the miracle a true blue spectacle,
the miracle is you.

We're having a miracle on earth, mother nature does it all for us,
The wonders of this world go on, the hanging Gardens of Babylon,
Captain Cook and Cain and Abel, Jimi Hendrix to the Tower of Babel
It's a miracle, it's a miracle, it's a miracle, it's a miracle,

'Cause it's the new mother nature taking over
It's the new splendid lady come to call
It's the new mother nature taking over
She's gettin' us all
She's gettin' us all

She's a lady
Whoa whoa whoa
She's a lady
Talkin' about that little lady
And the lady is mine

Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you.  You have made what I am and I am yours.

I am the walrus

I am iron man

"I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses!"

I yam what I yam
And that's all what I yam
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Toot toot

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea.

Come with me, my love, to the sea, the sea of love.

Be my guest, you've got nothing to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise

Let me love you tonight
There's a million stars in the sky
Let me love you tonight
I'll make everything all right.

But oh, you try so hard not to say,
Oh, all the things you do to me, and girl, oh,
Oh, my love can't be concealed, girl, you know the deal,
Baby, stay with me tonight.

I'm needin' someone like you
That I just wanna do love to
Baby, baby, I need you tonight

Throw my ticket out the window.  Throw my suitcase out there too.  Throw my troubles out the door, I don't need them anymore, 'cause tonight I'll be staying here with you.

So I, I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up
And this woman was singin' my song
Lover's in love and the other's run away
Lover is cryin', 'cause the other won't stay

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me.
Gotta turn it up louder, so my DJ told me.

This ain't no test who can peddle the best
Ain't got no time to be doin' our best
Just let the scream when the band starts to play
Ain't no tomorrow we are here today

Turn it up, turn it loud
Turn it up, turn it loud, turn it loud

Is this the real life?

You decorated my life. 

You light up my life.

Turn on your heart light. 

Turn it on, turn it up, turn me loose
From the memory that's driving me lonely, crazy and blue
It helps me forget her so the louder the better
Hey mister, turn it on, turn it up, turn me loose

Turn me loose, I gotta do it my way or no way at all. 

Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle
Underneath the western skies.
On my Cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise.

Take a step outside the planet 
You turn around and around
Take a look at where you are..
It's pretty scary

Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?
(Astronaut 2: Nope.
Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Astronaut 2: Break into song?
Astronaut 1: Yep.)

I love the mountains,
I love the clear blue skies
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world 
And all its sights and sounds
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da, sh-boom

A smart and stylish girl you see,
Belle of good society;
Not too strict, but rather free,
Yet as right as right can be!
Never forward, never bold--
Not too hot and not too cold,
But the very thing, I'm told,
That in your arms you'd like to hold!

Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay,
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay,
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay,
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay,
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ....
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
bippity-boppity-boo

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby
Fall in love with me (yeah!!)

We've got a wham, bam shang-a-lang
And a sha-la-la-la-la-la thing
Wham bam shang-a-lang
And a sha-la-la-la-la-la thing

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Said oh yeah
In an mmm bop, they're gone

Well, be-bop-a-lula, she's my baby
Be-bop-a-lula, I don't mean maybe
Be-bop-a-lula, she's my baby
Be-bop-a-lula, I don't mean maybe
Be-bop-a-lula, she's my baby love
My baby love, my baby love

Baby love, my baby love, been missin' ya, miss kissin' ya.

I ain't missin' you at all
Since you've been gone away

Well, since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
It's down at the end of lonely street
at Heartbreak Hotel.

Everybody go "hotel motel Holiday Inn"...say whaaaa...

You ain't seen nothing 'till you been in a motel baby, like a Holiday Inn.

You check in any time you like but you can never leave.

I'm leavin' on a jet plane.

He's leavin'
(leavin')
Ooooon a midnight train to Georgia.
(leavin' on a midnight train to Georgia)

Georgia, Georgia, the whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

My bucket's got a hole in it.
I can't buy no beer.

Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toasts
Two turtlenecks
And a beer.. in a tree.

I like beer
It makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer
It helps me unwind
And sometimes it makes me feel mellow

I'm just mad about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me
I'm just mad about Safron
She's just mad about me
They call it Mellow Yellow

Wierd Al's Drive Thru

Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
Not too particular not too precise (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.

Almost paradise
We're knocking on heaven's door
Almost paradise
How could we ask for more?
I swear that I can see forever in your eyes
Paradise

two other weird al's Virus alert and convestions pt 3

I'm so sick,
Infected with where I live

(One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
You be illin'

Barbecued chicken in aluminum foil
Just enough money for my gas and oil
Who needs your shrimp and your caviar
I'd sooner have you just the way you are

American fast food, what a stupid way to die
American fast food, order me the jumbo fries
Oh, oh, it's easy
It's so easy and it's trouble free
It's quick and disposable, just like me
If I don't stop eating this greasy American fast food

Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.  Made it nearly seventy days.  Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds,
drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese

They said there'll be snow at christmas
They said there'll be peace on earth
But instead it just kept on raining
A veil of tears for the virgin's birth
I remember one christmas morning
A winters light and a distant choir
And the peal of a bell and that christmas tree smell
And their eyes full of tinsel and fire

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

(I know it is too long, but:)

The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below.

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend"

The Baron then offered a holiday toast
And Snoopy, our hero, saluted his host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day.

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Weird Al- Alburquerque

Here she come slidin', shakin' it down the hall
She got a picture in her locker; an autographed basketball
She got a purse that was made in Mexico
A mind that was made of love
She got a new way of dancin' slow
She knows what she's thinkin' of

Shake it baby, shake it all you can tonight
Go on and, break it baby, break it all you can tonight
Cos it won't last forever
Do it for worse or for better
Give the boys something to dream on later

--Shake It, Ian Matthews 1979

You know you shook me, you shook me all night long.

(PS - don't get this thread confused with the "Lyric of the Day" thread).

Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 09, 2010, 10:09:49 AM
You know you shook me, you shook me all night long.

(PS - don't get this thread confused with the "Lyric of the Day" thread).

I would like to say that my long post is both a conversation as well as a long lyric. :wink: