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When I rip a good one, I lean back and take a good whiff.
If I'm laying down on the couch and blow a giant fart, I use my hand to wave it towards me to get a nice sniff.

My farts smell awesome!   :thumbup:

How about you?
Do you like the smell of your own farts?

My farts are generally horrible.  When I was about 17 years old, one of my friends told me I had the stinkingest farts he ever met.  One time after eating Chinese food, I farted in the bedroom and my wife had to open the window and stick her head outside.  It was during a blizzard and it was quite funny to see her head out the window with all that snow coming down.

There was a time I went through a bad gastritis and farted some of the worst farts ever. Some people at work still recall the awful smell of my gastritis gas years later. My "normal" farts never really smell bad, but then again it depends on what kind of food I had.

And I don't smell my farts intentionally  :bluesad:

I take a good whiff, but that doesn't mean that I "love" the smell.  I guess I just find it...interesting?  I dunno, it's a primal urge sort of thing I guess.  Sometimes they're just regular fart smelling farts, while other times they're a really rich decomposed version of whatever I just ate.

I can tolerate my own farts better than everyone elses farts.  Oddly I find I can predict from the type of fart how awful it is going to be.  I find the warm quiet ones will clear a room rather quickly. 

This topic stinks! 

Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 14, 2009, 11:30:53 AM
This topic stinks! 

Yes, it does have a pungent aroma to it, doesn't it?

I was bored out of my mind last night sitting at my computer when I let a really nasty one loose. 
I thought I could raise a stink so I wrote this thread.   :teddyr:

Somebody open a window!

My farts smell like dead dogs dipped in toxic waste. I guess that's due to rotting my stomach pipes with all the tablets and hard liquor...

Quote from: hellbilly on August 14, 2009, 06:09:05 AM
There was a time I went through a bad gastritis and farted some of the worst farts ever. Some people at work still recall the awful smell of my gastritis gas years later.

A few years ago I worked with a guy who would walk into your office or cubicle, let out a good fart, then walk away so that the next person who came in thought YOU did it.

True story...

Just the other day I was at the grocery store and decided to pick up a 12 pack of beer.
I went into the big walk-in cooler, stared at all the beer and immediately noticed a foul stench.  The inside of the cooler smelled like someone had just ripped a nasty fart.

There were a ton of 12 packs stacked up in the middle of the cooler.  A smokin' hot girl who worked there stood up and scared the heck out of me. (I didn't see her there at first)
She was sitting on the floor taking inventory or something because she had a clipboard in her hand.

This totally hot chick evidently had blasted ass gas in the beer cooler.
Not just any fart...this smelled like sewer gas.   :buggedout:

I grabbed a 12 pack of Michelob and got the f**k out of there!

Oh I've learned to fear the female fart.  Its enough to peel pain off walls.

Quote from: The DarkSider on August 14, 2009, 08:01:53 PM
Oh I've learned to fear the female fart.  Its enough to peel pain off walls.

My ex dutch-ovened me once.  I still have nightmares. 

Just out of curiosity are there certain foods that do it for all of you? 

Fried eggs (scrambled eggs don't), mayo, greasy fried foods...basically anything really greasy destroys me. 

I won't say I love the smell of mine, but I don't mind them half the time.

And anything with some fiber in it will whip up a nasty bit of home brew.

Along these lines, am I the only one who takes pride in stinking up a public bathroom so bad that when other guys walk in, they either groan or make a disgusted sound?  I feel like I have given them something to tell their buddies at their next beerfest: 

"Jeez, man, I walked into the bathroom at Barnes & Noble the other day and I swear to God someone must have eaten two miles of high-octane roadkill with the way it smelled in there."

"Barnes & Noble?  Yo, dude, you READ?"

Quote from: The DarkSider on August 14, 2009, 08:01:53 PM
Oh I've learned to fear the female fart.  Its enough to peel pain off walls.

I live with 3 females and they are the gassiest beings on the planet. I tell them that if they keep it up the UN is going to send inspectors seeking to enforce a ban of airborne biological weapons on them.

Taking off on Java's public restroom comment, there was only one time I couldn't hack the smell of a public restroom.  I walked in and the lingering scent was like a wall.  You could almost feel it in the air and it attacked all senses.  I stayed for one second thinking I could do my business and leave but no way.  I give kudos to that person if they are still in fact alive after laying that deuce. 

Yer a sick,sick man.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

When I first saw this topic I was afraid that Ash would be a speaking about something with a much deeper philosophical/metaphysical meaning than one would think from reading the title, I was relieved to discover that "Smelling Your Own Farts" is exactly what it says it is, so much for philosophy.
I don't purposely set out to experience the aroma of my own flatulence, on the occasions that I have I found them to be fairly innocuous, however other people have told me "Leave the room if you're going to do that". My wife does something she refers to as  "SBD", silent but deadly.  Whenever she mentions this I equate her SBD with the Douglas Aircraft Company's SBD Dauntless divebomber of WWII, both can kill you, one's just faster than the other. The most potent gaseous emissions that I have experienced lately have been from our Beagles, while they seemingly revel in the scent of their own noxious miasma my wife and I turn green and gag. Our two cats have actually been driven from the house to the far corner of the yard by the stench, fortunately it only happens occasionally.

I cant smell mine because i never fart   :teddyr:

Quote from: 3mnkids on August 16, 2009, 03:39:50 PM
I cant smell mine because i never fart   :teddyr:

May we speak to someone who lives with you?

Quote from: The DarkSider on August 15, 2009, 06:26:32 AM
Just out of curiosity are there certain foods that do it for all of you? 

Other than the usual baked beans, chili, etc., Nabisco Shreddies give me huge farts which thankfully have little odour.

Some of the worst farts I've had were on the day after a long night of drinking. Go to a stag party, toss back a bunch of beer and rye, throw in a sandwich of summer sausage, onions and cheese - the resulting gas doesn't even smell like it should be coming out of a person. I can think of one occasion when I was 18, polishing off a 26oz. bottle of grain alcohol and a pile of junkfood over the course of an afternoon and evening at a friend's house. Woke up the next day with farts that could best be described as a junkfood horrorfest.

But under normal circumstances, I find my own farts kind of pleasant. My wife, however, would disagree.

This relates to an old George Carlin skit. <fart> "My God, that's fairly decent."
although sometime he said "It's not the smell, it's the burning of my eyes."

Anytime I enjoy a shrimp garlic pizza I get to enjoy the smell the next day, if you know what I mean.

One time I unleashed a horrendous huge fart in an elevator (with nobody else in it) and when I got off the elevator the 3 people I dislike the most in my former office got into the elevator. Revenge is a dish best served cold. MUUUWHOOHAHAAAHAAAA

Quote from: Javakoala on August 15, 2009, 07:21:21 AM
Along these lines, am I the only one who takes pride in stinking up a public bathroom so bad that when other guys walk in, they either groan or make a disgusted sound?  I feel like I have given them something to tell their buddies at their next beerfest: 

I get totally paranoid when I have to take a dump in a public restroom.  It isn't the fear of germs, it's having other people smell my crap and hear the noises.
I've even tried to time it so that no one is in the restroom when I go.  But, sure enough, someone always walks in.

I'm a big supporter of the courtesy flush and do it everytime I'm in a public place.   :wink:  :thumbup:

One time when I was in school, and used to party pretty heavily, the next morning a couple of us drove to a gas station and when we were walking around outside, well, that's probably my record for stinkiest fart ever.  Like sticking your nose right in the end of a sewer pipe.  It filled an area about 20' X 20', outside. 

Quote from: The DarkSider on August 16, 2009, 07:29:41 PM

Quote from: 3mnkids on August 16, 2009, 03:39:50 PM
I cant smell mine because i never fart   :teddyr:

May we speak to someone who lives with you?

:bouncegiggle:  They're busy smelling each others farts and laughing their asses off right now. Sometimes i think they must have been switched at birth.

A night of beer drinking will rip apart my intestines so that the next morning I find myself quaranteend by the family.  Other than that for me its certain fruits (berries in general) and things with heavy sauce on it (certain Subway sandwiches) that kill my innards.  

Quote from: Ash on August 17, 2009, 02:20:36 AM

Quote from: Javakoala on August 15, 2009, 07:21:21 AM
Along these lines, am I the only one who takes pride in stinking up a public bathroom so bad that when other guys walk in, they either groan or make a disgusted sound?  I feel like I have given them something to tell their buddies at their next beerfest: 

I get totally paranoid when I have to take a dump in a public restroom.  It isn't the fear of germs, it's having other people smell my crap and hear the noises.
I've even tried to time it so that no one is in the restroom when I go.  But, sure enough, someone always walks in.

I'm a big supporter of the courtesy flush and do it everytime I'm in a public place.   :wink:  :thumbup:

I am very much like you most of the time, but there are days I just plain feel like a mean, little, sneaky s**t.

Quote from: Ash on August 14, 2009, 02:49:55 AM

When I rip a good one, I lean back and take a good whiff.
If I'm laying down on the couch and blow a giant fart, I use my hand to wave it towards me to get a nice sniff.

My farts smell awesome!   :thumbup:

How about you?
Do you like the smell of your own farts?

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I'm going to give you +1 karma every day from Tuesday until Friday for cheering me up, Ash.  :teddyr:

And no, I don't like smelling my own farts. You all know the state of my underpants, how could you want something worse?  :buggedout: :buggedout:

When I was screening films in Bloemfontein in July, our venue ~ very smart and neat ~ had public access toilets on either side of it. Late in the evening and early in the morning you did not dare to go in there and strike a match to light a smoke. Trust me, you did not want to do that.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

I didn't go to the ladies' side but the gents...... yikes. What the hell were those guys eating? The smell was enough to make my skin melt.  :buggedout:

Quote from: Trevor on August 18, 2009, 04:56:43 AM
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I'm going to give you +1 karma every day from Tuesday until Friday for cheering me up, Ash.  :teddyr:

And no, I don't like smelling my own farts. You all know the state of my underpants, how could you want something worse?  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Awesome!
I promise I'll try to repay you soon.

I'd forgotten about your underpants.
They need their own warning label...

To handle them, one must wear a fully licensed gas mask that provides a full seal around the face.  A sealed environmental suit is preferable, but not required. 

CAUTION!
Trevor's underpants may cause severe burns if they come in contact with bare skin!

The underpants must be held out away from the body on the end of a 10 foot pole and must be disposed of properly.
Burying them under a minimum of 20 feet of earth and/or concrete is recommended.

:buggedout:

Quote from: Ash on August 18, 2009, 05:30:56 AM

Quote from: Trevor on August 18, 2009, 04:56:43 AM
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I'm going to give you +1 karma every day from Tuesday until Friday for cheering me up, Ash.  :teddyr:

And no, I don't like smelling my own farts. You all know the state of my underpants, how could you want something worse?  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Awesome!
I promise I'll try to repay you soon.

I'd forgotten about your underpants.
They need their own warning label...

To handle them, one must wear a fully licensed gas mask that provides a full seal around the face.  A sealed environmental suit is preferable, but not required.  

CAUTION!
Trevor's underpants may cause severe burns if they come in contact with bare skin!

The underpants must be held out away from the body on the end of a 10 foot pole and must be disposed of properly.
Burying them under a minimum of 20 feet of earth and/or concrete is recommended.

:buggedout:

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup: That was brilliant!

Great, so now my friends here know what I have to go through every day.  :teddyr:

(http://5g8.net/uploader/12505934977235_Image002.jpg)

I always knew the gas masks we have at the Film Archives would come in handy some day.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Quote from: Ash on August 18, 2009, 05:30:56 AM

Burying them under a minimum of 20 feet of earth and/or concrete is recommended.

:buggedout:

But a geotechnical survey is required to determine whether the clay content of the soil is sufficient to prevent seepage into the aquifer.

I've sat through too many meetings :teddyr:

Quote from: AndyC on August 18, 2009, 07:13:13 AM
But a geotechnical survey is required to determine whether the clay content of the soil is sufficient to prevent seepage into the aquifer.

The clay content won't be enough to prevent seepage.  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:  :wink: