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Kirk: Now, if I remember right Mr. Sulu, we're supposed to take a left at this tower with the bulb shape on top, then make a right at that really tall tower back there.
Sulu (to himself): Why can't we just use a GPS like everybody else does?
Kirk: "Oh, screw it; full spread of photon torpedoes - fire!"
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Spock: Captin, if I may ... I really think this is a bad idea.
Kirk: Spock, just remember what I told you to do.
Spock: Yes Sir, But I don't the Vulcan nerve pinch is going work with these guys.
Sulu: Just let me at the little green one, I'll teach him a thing or two.
Kirk: Alright, this is the last time we are stopping for a pee break until we get where we are going!
"Sorry to report there is nothing down there but bad acting and horrid plot holes Captain."
Now, where's this "Jabba's Club?" We're supposed to be there in time for Slave Girl Leia...
"Ok, we're looking for an annoying Gungan...set phasers to kill..."
"You can never find a parking space in the city."