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"The Bride of Frankenstein without make up"
Old Lady: "Quick, take the picture...the birds in my hair need to get food for their children.
"Just keep smiling and back away from Grandma really slowly, honey..."
Why hairstyles shouldn't be fashioned after a Q-Tip.
Honestly, I am as sure as I can be that I've seen that blond on FYR.
Grandma's a huge David Lynch fan.
In his later years when even the weakest superhero could kick his ass, The Leader (Samuel Sterns) retired and started crossdressing to get the excitement he craved.
"Honey, maybe you can find the young man who got lost in my scalp."
Tony James and his new young girlfriend.
(no one will get this one.)
"Yes, I want to inherit your cotton candy empire, Grandma. I just don't think I need the hairdo to promote it."
"Hurry up and take the picture, before the bees come out!"
"Uh, honey....When you said you'd be agreeable to a three-way, this was not what I pictured."
oh YEAH, i guarantee you, SHE was a cheerleader!
this is the last known photo of grandma before her hair ate her face