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Title: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: sprite75 on September 03, 2009, 12:29:16 AM
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Hercules: Whose brilliant idea was it to pose us like this?
Cacus: Gotta agree with you there.  This is (http://s192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/sarcasm.gif)just how I wanted to be immortalized.(http://s192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/sarcasm.gif)
Title: Re: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: AndyC on September 03, 2009, 09:41:00 AM
Cacus is f**ked in the head.
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Post by: Mr. DS on September 03, 2009, 11:27:19 AM
Behold, a statue dedicated to the first "prison b!tch".
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Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 04, 2009, 08:24:17 PM
Whoooo, This is a good place for a stick up!
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Post by: Rev. Powell on September 04, 2009, 08:37:31 PM
HERC: And for my 13th labor, I will pose with a man's head next to my naked crotch and not look gay!
Title: Re: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: whitelion43 on October 25, 2009, 10:43:58 PM
   Yes Herc the censors said we needed his head right there.
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Post by: AndyC on October 25, 2009, 10:48:11 PM
"No, when I asked you to give me head, I didn't mean it quite so literally."
Title: Re: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: sprite75 on October 25, 2009, 11:02:36 PM
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Hercules: (thinking to himself) Oh, man...I have to go to the bathroom....Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?

Cacus: Now Hercules, I know what you're thinking.  I want to take the pressure off.  Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'.  Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.
Title: Re: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: retrorussell on October 26, 2009, 04:52:07 AM
Hercules didn't realize skull f***ing was supposed to be through the eye sockets.
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Post by: Psycho Circus on October 26, 2009, 04:35:03 PM
"Herc, my jheri curl is tangled in your pubes..."
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Post by: Pennywise on October 26, 2009, 07:09:14 PM
This is the ultimate in manliness. There's not a woman in sight.
Title: Re: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: sprite75 on March 20, 2010, 10:08:49 AM
Hercules: Your hair is so silky smooth this morning, Cacus.
Cacus: Like it?  I switched to Dove shampoo this morning.
Title: Re: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 21, 2010, 07:46:16 PM
Herc:  I forgot my pants, so you're just going to have to stay there and cover for me. 

Title: Re: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: Leah on March 21, 2010, 08:50:18 PM
Cacus: hmmm, nice bottle.
Hercules: It's not a bottle, its a bat!
Title: Re: Hercules and Cacus
Post by: sprite75 on November 07, 2010, 12:41:59 AM
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The 13 Labors of Hercules
   1. Slay the Nemean Lion.
   2. Slay the nine-headed Lernaean Hydra.
   3. Capture the Golden Hind of Artemis.
   4. Capture the Erymanthian Boar.
   5. Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
   6. Slay the Stymphalian Birds.
   7. Capture the Cretan Bull.
   8. Steal the Mares of Diomedes.
   9. Obtain the girdle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.
  10. Obtain the cattle of the monster Geryon.
  11. Steal the apples of the Hesperides.
  12. Capture and bring back Cerberus.
  13. Have a word with the dumbass who sculpted this.
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