Saw 25 in the works
Michael Bay to direct next Godzilla film
Incredible Hulk re-relaunch due out in 2015
Batman: Christopher Nolan out, Paul WS Anderson in
"Noir" live action film due out with Milla Jovovich and Jessica Alba
Next Silent Hill movie will be "more comedic"
Familly Guy live action film in 2012
here is a few I could think of:
Ang Lee to create "Dr. Phibes" remake
Badmovies.org site purchased by TV Guide
Disney buys Marvel for $4 billion (oh wait that last one happen :hatred:)
John Waters, Pixar Announce Remake of "Pink Flamingos" as Animated Children's Film
Michael Jackson Resurrection Tour cancelled due to anti-zombie activists!!
Too soon?
* Sage Stallone set to star in ROCKY JUNIOR
* Gus van Sant, Vince Vaughn, and Anne Heche to collaborate on a remake of TO CATCH A THIEF
* Tim Burton's THE WIZARD OF OZ starring Miley Cyrus as Dorothy, Meryl Streep as the Wicked Witch of the West, Jim Carrey as the Cowardly Lion, Ben Stiller as the Tin Woodsman, and Adam Sandler as the Scarecrow is slated for a Christmas release
* Macaulay Culkin signed to star in HOME ALONE: THE ADULT YEARS
* Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to star in a remake of GONE WITH THE WIND
* Steve Martin's PINK PANTHER III takes highest honors at Cannes
Universal Healthcare Program Approved!
Sub headline: First-aid kits and coloring books to be be mailed to each American family
CGI Jaws remake planned, Tom Cruise to star... :bluesad:
The Rock to star in Richard Pryor biopic... :bluesad:
Big Brother head to Big Screen
Quote from: meQal on September 04, 2009, 12:15:38 PM
Badmovies.org site purchased by TV Guide
Andrew wouldn't sell us !
We're kinda like sea monkeys to him. :teddyr:
He likes to observe us and our funny ways !
Full House: The Movie
Anne Hathaway announces: "No More Nude Scenes for Me!!"
Quote from: Javakoala on September 04, 2009, 12:55:24 PM
Michael Jackson Resurrection Tour cancelled due to anti-zombie activists!!
Too soon?
Dang... you stole my general idea. Though if Jacko was resurrected, I think his tour getting canceled would be the best possible result.
How about "Felini's 8 1/2 to be remade as a musical?"
Disney On Ice To Include Marvel Characters
Badmovies.org And AICN Join Forces
Dr. Phil Tries To Save Jon And Kate's Marraige
Octomom To Have 8 More Babies
Uwe Boll to direct Great Escape remake
Robin Williams cast in new Citizen Kane
Remastered "Duel" will be less violent, says Spielberg
Lucas vows to keep fixing Star Wars until he gets it right
Plan 9 remake to be special effects extravaganza
QuoteRobin Williams cast in new Citizen Kane
shhhh they'll do it
Quote from: AndyC on September 05, 2009, 07:05:48 AM
Lucas vows to keep fixing Star Wars until he gets it right
Lucas announces new "Jar-Jar Binks" TV series to debut this fall.
Quote from: AndyC on September 05, 2009, 07:05:48 AM
Uwe Boll to direct Great Escape remake
He better not try that in my lifetime.
Quote from: schmendrik on September 05, 2009, 07:41:53 PM
Quote from: AndyC on September 05, 2009, 07:05:48 AM
Lucas vows to keep fixing Star Wars until he gets it right
Lucas announces new "Jar-Jar Binks" TV series to debut this fall.
Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on September 04, 2009, 12:00:56 PM
Incredible Hulk re-relaunch due out in 2015
That's scary because it could be true ! :bluesad:
I really liked the Ed Norton one !
Harold & Kumar's Weekend At Bernie's
Beetlejuice In Da Hood
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
OH GOD NOOOOOO! :buggedout:
Quote from: Newt on September 06, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
OH GOD NOOOOOO! :buggedout:
Hey, the Ewoks were alright* !
Am I the only person who thought they didn't suck ?
*Look, I'm not saying I want half an hour more of them, I'm just saying that they weren't that bad.
Quote from: doggett on September 06, 2009, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Newt on September 06, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
OH GOD NOOOOOO! :buggedout:
Hey, the Ewoks were alright* !
Am I the only person who thought they didn't suck ?
*Look, I'm not saying I want half an hour more of them, I'm just saying that they weren't that bad.
The concept might have been alright; no doubt at all that they must have 'worked' on paper. But the end result - little people running around in poorly-fitting faux fur costumes for cute-sy comic relief - just *jarred* badly. Perhaps the whole Ewok idea simply was not done justice. They struck me as a heavy-handed (and half-hearted) attempt to 'soften' the movie and bring back some of the child-like fun the story line might have been lacking. I cheered and laughed as much as anyone else when the little guys took on the Imperial forces and won - but I
winced a good deal too whenever their antics were just
too corny, even for Star Wars.
Rumor has it that the Ewoks were all incinerated when the wreckage of the Death Star started falling out of orbit. One can only hope.
Quote from: doggett on September 06, 2009, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Newt on September 06, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
Lucas announces ROTJ Ultimate Edition featuring a half hour of never seen before Ewok footage.
OH GOD NOOOOOO! :buggedout:
Hey, the Ewoks were alright* !
Am I the only person who thought they didn't suck ?
*Look, I'm not saying I want half an hour more of them, I'm just saying that they weren't that bad.
I agree in hindsight they were not all that bad considering what lay in the future for the franchise. I would gladly endure 10 Ewok movies before anything involving Jar Jar Binks and Midiclorians :buggedout:
Quote from: AndyC on September 05, 2009, 07:05:48 AM
Remastered "Duel" will be less violent, says Spielberg
This would hurt me deeply.
The Ewoks were ridiculous. A legion of Palpatine's best troops (according to him) were on that moon and were taken out by teddy bears with rocks and spears? F-Lucas for that man.
Back on topic though...
Sextette Remake To Star Joan Rivers
Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan announce collaboration
Quote from: AndyC on September 06, 2009, 09:31:22 PM
Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan announce collaboration
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
The worst one I could think of would be:
"Uwe Boll wins Best Director Oscar: critics stunned." :twirl:
Quote from: Trevor on September 07, 2009, 01:29:57 AM
Quote from: AndyC on September 06, 2009, 09:31:22 PM
Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan announce collaboration
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
The worst one I could think of would be:
"Uwe Boll wins Best Director Oscar: critics stunned." :twirl:
:buggedout: :bouncegiggle:
Warwick Davis Sex Tape Found
Host Shatner announces Ashton Kutcher and Adam Sandler Sign on for New "Whose Line is it Anyway"
(this is an invitation to come up with your own anti-dream team for "Whose Line")
Quote from: schmendrik on September 09, 2009, 06:48:42 AM
(this is an invitation to come up with your own anti-dream team for "Whose Line")
Ohh..okay....
Tony Slattery
Robin Williams
Seth Rogen
Adam Sandler
Goddamn I hate Seth Rogen. He gets hot women 'cause they think he's funny. He's not funny at all, plus he's fat and ugly. :hatred:
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 09, 2009, 12:04:16 PM
Goddamn I hate Seth Rogen. He gets hot women 'cause they think he's funny. He's not funny at all, plus he's fat and ugly. :hatred:
This is possibly the best post of the year :thumbup:
"eBay's mainframe collapses as fans bid on Trevor's underpants." :teddyr:
:buggedout: :buggedout:
Rob Scheinder in Judge Dredd re-make
:bluesad:
"Tobin Bell meets a Brooklyn Gorilla"