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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: sprite75 on September 05, 2009, 11:13:12 PM

Title: How we gonna explain this to your mom and dad?
Post by: sprite75 on September 05, 2009, 11:13:12 PM
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He's beautiful...but how on Earth are we gonna explain this to your mom and dad?
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Post by: AndyC on September 06, 2009, 05:29:46 AM
Truly, this is the son of Dog.
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Post by: ghouck on September 06, 2009, 09:23:55 PM
Woman: I told you, ME on top for a girl, YOU one top for a boy,  , , but you just HAD to have it THAT way, didn't you?
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Post by: Doggett on September 07, 2009, 04:52:45 AM
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Dog: WTF ! This photo makes as much sense to you as it does to me !
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Post by: Texdar on September 07, 2009, 10:17:48 AM
This happened because Mary was dysclexic.
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Post by: Mr. DS on September 07, 2009, 07:30:54 PM
And she brought forth her first born son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and layed him in a manger and gave him a bit of puppy chow and took him for a walk and cleaned up his poop and...
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Post by: AndyC on September 07, 2009, 10:16:05 PM
This is what happens when you throw your Christmas pageant together at the last minute. Everybody thought somebody else was bringing the doll.
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Post by: The Burgomaster on September 08, 2009, 03:51:23 PM

Wise Man #1 - "We walked all night through the desert for THIS????"

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Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 10, 2009, 03:14:39 AM
Puppy Jesus: He was called a bad dog and hit with newspaper for your sins.
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Post by: Psycho Circus on September 15, 2009, 04:18:07 PM
"...I wondered why Snoop Dogg's car keys were in our fruit bowl"
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Post by: AndyC on September 15, 2009, 06:10:49 PM
To make matters worse, this manger scene was accompanied by a recording of dogs barking Jingle Bells.
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Post by: InformationGeek on September 19, 2009, 04:29:10 PM
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Hmm... God said he would send down his only son for us.  So does this mean God looks like a dog?
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Post by: whitelion43 on October 25, 2009, 09:58:58 PM
 Uhh Mary I knew you like the St Bernard but this is rediculous
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Post by: retrorussell on October 26, 2009, 04:49:07 AM
So is the Antichrist a pitbull?
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