So, how about if we get a bunch of us guys together and we pose on the beach in thong bathing suits and publish a "Men of Badmovies.org" swimsuit calendar? We could have a different guy for each month . . . January, Trevor; February, Menard; March, Circus Circus; April, Burgomaster (because I was born in April) . . . this idea can't miss!
I have some gentle reservations about this idea...
Andrew - - you MUST support this idea . . . you will be on the cover.
Oh I don't know, Andrew: I bet some of the guys could be pretty scary in a thong.
I'm up for August. . .
My in laws own a pumpkin farm so perhaps I can get a pic of me frolocking through the fields in a pink speedo.
I really don't think anybody wants to see me without pants... or a shirt... or shoes... Some people even hate it when I take off my sun glasses. No, really!
I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-foot Roman candle!!!!!!!
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Do they actually even make thongs in size "quickrollitbackintheoceanbeforeitsuffocatesandwehavetoblowupthecarcasswithdynamite"?
Quote from: Javakoala on September 08, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-INCH Roman candle!!!!!!!
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
You made a typo, I fixed it. .
Well since I already have the body of Santa, I guess I could be December.
So, the men are lined up...how about the ladies of the board. It would obviously sell more copies.
This will make a fortune !
Do you have any idea how much money women will pay not to see us in thongs !
I'll take November !
Sure, I'm in. Not that I'm saying I'm especially hairy, but don't you think that Bigfoot in a thong would be attractive?
I'm surprised that so many of you guys own thongs. I'm really feeling like the odd man out here :buggedout:
Me have bikini, chest, armpit and leg wax.
Me have more than six minutes weightlifting and training.
Me pose in infamous underpants.
Me make calendar million seller.
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Quote from: Jack on September 09, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
I'm surprised that so many of you guys own thongs. I'm really feeling like the odd man out here :buggedout:
Oh well, I thought my wife would like it. However, the usual effect instead is just to alert her that I'm getting to the bottom of my underwear drawer and I need to do some laundry. She would never outright laugh, but I can tell she's smirking.
I call May!
This is a good idea, but I bet we could make more money by displaying the calendar and seeing who would pay us not to release it.
Quote from: Jack on September 09, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
I'm surprised that so many of you guys own thongs. I'm really feeling like the odd man out here :buggedout:
I don't own a thong, I was going to do it in my tighty whities. I would even pour red Kool-Ade on them to make them have a Christmas theme.
Quote from: ghouck on September 08, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on September 08, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-INCH Roman candle!!!!!!!
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
You made a typo, I fixed it. .
You seem to have an issue with the size of other men's manhood. Hmmmm, that might explain why the prisoners you guard call you "Too Short".... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: meQal on September 09, 2009, 11:39:33 AM
Quote from: Jack on September 09, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
I'm surprised that so many of you guys own thongs. I'm really feeling like the odd man out here :buggedout:
I don't own a thong, I was going to do it in my tighty whities. I would even pour red Kool-Ade on them to make them have a Christmas theme.
That would be a rather disturbing image, I would think.
I'll pose as the black belt. Women like that sort of thing. :thumbup:
Quote from: Javakoala on September 10, 2009, 05:14:04 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 08, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on September 08, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-INCH Roman candle!!!!!!!
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
You made a typo, I fixed it. .
You seem to have an issue with the size of other men's manhood. Hmmmm, that might explain why the prisoners you guard call you "Too Short".... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Hey, I'm not the one bragging about the size of their dong in a thread addressed to the MEN on this board. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
BTW, I'm not a guard, I have a real job. :twirl:
I'm just taking a class in photography, I guess I could take the photos if someone finds me one of those mind wipe devices from Men In Black so I can forget everything when it is all over.
Quote from: InformationGeek on September 10, 2009, 09:53:49 PM
I'm just taking a class in photography, I guess I could take the photos if someone finds me one of those mind wipe devices from Men In Black so I can forget everything when it is all over.
I have one, , , it looks remarkably like a bottle of tequila.
My birthday is in December, so I will pose in a Speedo and a Santa Hat!!!
Sorry, I know this is going to gross everyone out but I would quite happily pose nude, displaying Trevor Junior :buggedout: :buggedout: and all that if it was for this site's benefit. :teddyr:
Quote from: Trevor on September 11, 2009, 02:07:54 AM
Sorry, I know this is going to gross everyone out but I would quite happily pose nude, displaying Trevor Junior :buggedout: :buggedout: and all that if it was for this site's benefit. :teddyr:
"Join us for a very special event as the men of BadMovies.Org present our version of
The Full Monty"
The publicity just writes itself, doesn't it?
Quote from: schmendrik on September 11, 2009, 06:37:41 AM
Quote from: Trevor on September 11, 2009, 02:07:54 AM
Sorry, I know this is going to gross everyone out but I would quite happily pose nude, displaying Trevor Junior :buggedout: :buggedout: and all that if it was for this site's benefit. :teddyr:
"Join us for a very special event as the men of BadMovies.Org present our version of The Full Monty"
The publicity just writes itself, doesn't it?
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Quote from: ghouck on September 10, 2009, 06:21:19 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on September 10, 2009, 05:14:04 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 08, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on September 08, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-INCH Roman candle!!!!!!!
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
You made a typo, I fixed it. .
You seem to have an issue with the size of other men's manhood. Hmmmm, that might explain why the prisoners you guard call you "Too Short".... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Hey, I'm not the one bragging about the size of their dong in a thread addressed to the MEN on this board. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
BTW, I'm not a guard, I have a real job. :twirl:
Well, I did say Roman candle. Considering I'm Irish (who aren't known by the nickname of "The Tripod Gents"), I'd be more inclined to call mine a penny whistle. And I ain't inviting anyone here to play a tune.
Quote from: Andrew on September 08, 2009, 04:04:30 PM
I have some gentle reservations about this idea...
Is this a dressed calendar? Because if not my objections are more genital than gentle. Some things don't need to see the light of day.
-Ed