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Title: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: venomx on September 15, 2009, 11:20:58 PM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1673/xr1000.png) (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/xr1000.png/)

Ginger: Mmm, Ironman huh? ... (then whispers a little dirty something something)

XR1000: Can not compute order. Can not compute order. (TILT)
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: LilCerberus on September 16, 2009, 12:42:10 AM
Tilt? Do you mean a position, or a body part?
I wish these danged error reports were a little more specific.
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: LilCerberus on September 16, 2009, 01:03:14 AM
Ginger never did explain just why she conveniently happened to bring fifty cases of batteries.
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: LilCerberus on September 16, 2009, 01:05:36 AM
Yes, I noticed how your probe was raised slightly out of alignment, but I can fix that.
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: Texdar on September 16, 2009, 06:34:38 AM
Sex toys have come a long ways since the 60's.
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: LilCerberus on September 16, 2009, 09:14:26 PM
Eventually, Ginger found herself faced with the sad realization, that Gilligan would never "get over it", The Skipper's colonectomy really did "kill his little sailor", The Professor was way too wrapped up in his work (& probably himself), The Howells were just too committed, And there was just one "new thing" that Mary Ann absolutely, positively would not try.

Thus one can understand Ginger's excitement, the day she discovered...


THE INTERNET!!!
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: sprite75 on September 17, 2009, 06:31:51 AM
I dunno, you gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot!
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on September 17, 2009, 08:23:44 AM


"Seriously, the Professor could build THIS out of coconuts, but he can't fix the hole in the boat?!?!?!?!?!?"

Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: AndyC on September 17, 2009, 07:20:15 PM
Unreleased Gilligan's Island special, "Hooray for Hentai." If you think this is kinky, you should see what the vines did to Mrs. Howell.
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 17, 2009, 07:23:58 PM
"You know, that's just what the KISS pinball machine said to me..."
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: venomx on September 17, 2009, 10:16:16 PM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1673/xr1000.png)

Ginger: ... and coconut oil, some tree gum...

XR1000: I'm really happy for you ... I'm gonna let you finish. But Maryann has the best legs of all time.
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: retrorussell on September 23, 2009, 04:05:25 AM
Wow, 15 years BEFORE Heavy Metal had that same idea!
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: paula on September 30, 2009, 10:29:28 PM
Does she know that the professor is hiding in there??
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: Flangepart on October 01, 2009, 10:30:37 AM
T.I.L.T.
Tits In Launch Trajectory?
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 05:19:28 PM
Gilligan didn't realize how popular his Robot costume would be
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: sprite75 on October 22, 2009, 12:47:18 AM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1673/xr1000.png)

Brille nötig?  Ihr Optiker.
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: Pennywise on October 26, 2009, 07:29:18 PM
"Oh, that was wonderful. 01101100. No, stay, I'll make breakfast. 010100101..."
Title: Re: Gilligan's Island - XR1000
Post by: The Burgomaster on October 27, 2009, 10:37:47 AM
Ginger:  "Come out of there, Lord Beasley!"
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