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"Little Jimmy has been allergic to nuts for quite some time"
Baby: He can have the nuts if I get the Boobs
Even as a teenager, Victor Salva had a way with the kids...
"All right, everyone say 'inappropriate.'"
Having a ball, wish you were here.
Bad touch! Bad touch! I need an adult!
If this doesn't prove the born gay theory, I don't know what will.
Honk for service.