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You saw my wife doing what at the bar last night?
"I say, isn't it jolly great to be rich and do absolutely nothing"
"Hi you're a plumber...what on earth is that?" (ok, I borrowed that from Eddie Izzard)
Guy on the right, thinking: Wow, Charles has a huge zit on the back of his neck. It must be half an inch across. Angry looking red thing. It's gross, but I can't seem to take my eyes off it. I mean, look at the head on that thing. I'd like to just reach over and squeeze it while he's talking to that silly old fart. I'd probably have bodyguards all over me if I did that. You'd think the bloody Prince of Wales would have servants taking care of things like that before he goes out in public looking like he's growing a second head. Maybe I should tell him discreetly. No, last time I spoke up he started slapping me on the head like Benny Hill. Best just smile and keep my mouth shut, but I can't stop looking at it....."
Not a caption, but a comment.
He's beginning to look like his father more and more each day.
(old man) yes your Majesty I am your real Dad.