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Altogether now....EEEEWWW......
:bouncegiggle: Poo poo pots!
My ex-missus would've let me get away with that. Man, maybe I should go get her back?? :bluesad:
Yeah, I'd get some pretty funny looks around the house if I tried that.
I'd like to hear the Pope explain why they must stay married
I have a pot that looks very similar to the one shown. I know its not the one he was using but now i cant get the visual out of my head. well, I wont be using that one anymore.
I dont like it when my husband leaves his dirty socks in the floor so there is no way in hell I would put up with pooping in pots. nope. :smile:
Well, if it was a non-stick pot, , I mean really, , is it such a big deal?
I can't believe that nobody's made a joke about leftovers yet.
Wait a minute, you're not supposed to go there?
Wow, theres an argument killer...
"But honey, I may do <insert sin here> but at lesst I don't get drunk and crap in the cooking utensils".
-Ed
Their relationship will be going down the toilet and I bet her cooking is crap now. :teddyr:
She's serious about DUMPING him.
It will be a LOAD off her back though.
Either way, the situation really STINKS
I hope the family likes corn and peanuts. I's recylcled too. :smile:
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 28, 2009, 10:45:15 AM
I hope the family likes corn and peanuts. I's recylcled too. :smile:
Ewww, gross! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: ghouck on September 23, 2009, 06:46:48 PM
She's serious about DUMPING him.
Thief! Thief! You stole my gag! :bouncegiggle:
This has been on my mind a lot lately..what the wife should do is cook his food in the "used" pots, and everyone else's an another one that she keeps an eye on. But only wash the ones for the rest of the family.
-Ed
yeah, this was the perfect thread to open after just eating a big bowl of chili mac. :buggedout:
Maybe he just wanted poo poo platter.
BOOOO! BOOOO!
Yeah, it was there and no one took it yet. I'll be awaiting the rotten tomatoes for that one.
Aw: some sympathy folks! Sounds as though they were very poor: after all, they didn't have a pot to p*ss in.
Hey, when you have to go potty, you go POTTY! :lookingup:
Looks like they're having 'brown trout' for dinner
Makes me think of that Sleepaway Camp quote:
"Eat s**t and die, Ricky!"
"Eat s**t and live, Bill."
gives new meaning to the saying:
"neither have a pot to p**s in nor window to throw it out of."
(or pot to poop in)
She's leaving because he's no longer #1 to her, , He's #2. . .
He's the scatman "be ba ba ba da bo"