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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: venomx on October 03, 2009, 04:41:13 PM

Title: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: venomx on October 03, 2009, 04:41:13 PM
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Van Damme: Where's my money!? I'm serious I'll do it! I don't care about the audience, TALK!
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 03, 2009, 04:44:44 PM
"I'M NOT GAAAAAAYYY!"
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: Mr. DS on October 03, 2009, 05:54:29 PM
Deep tissue massages just aren't what they used to be.
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: SPazzo on October 04, 2009, 01:39:09 PM
Guy on top:  "Cue the porno soundtraaaaaaack!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: Andrew on October 04, 2009, 01:47:55 PM

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Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in "The Manitou 2"
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: venomx on October 05, 2009, 09:43:10 PM
Bolo Yeung stars in "Dream a Little Dream 3: Nighty Night"
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 06, 2009, 07:36:07 AM
"Hold still Bolo, there's something twitching in your breast tissue..."
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: retrorussell on October 07, 2009, 08:40:29 PM
"Yeah, we're in love and proud of it!  Why don't ya take a picture, it'll last longer!  Jeez.."
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: Mr. DS on October 08, 2009, 06:58:17 PM
Kama sutra...lesson one.
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: venomx on October 08, 2009, 07:10:48 PM
Ewwww! lol  :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: sprite75 on October 09, 2009, 01:46:39 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 08, 2009, 06:58:17 PM
Kama sutra...lesson one.

:buggedout: Yikes!  :buggedout:
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: paula on October 09, 2009, 03:35:47 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 03, 2009, 05:54:29 PM
Deep tissue massages just aren't what they used to be.

you ain't kidding, i could do much better (yes....i am also a masseuse, for real)
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: AndyC on October 09, 2009, 06:37:54 PM
"What a time for lockjaw to set in. I knew I should have gotten that shot."
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 12, 2009, 06:43:36 AM
"Oh my god, King, he's applying his finishing move: the rectal clutch!"
Title: Re: JCVD - Bloodsport
Post by: whitelion43 on October 20, 2009, 12:33:02 AM
OH MY GOD,HE'S DEAD JIM!
or
What is that stick doing in my nose!
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